3rd claw, 2nd twitch
Dee new creatures be coming on all killy-killy well. We be making much-much progress on the new Pit-Trolls. If all goes as planned, we can be making many-many of them to Stomp-Stomp the humans for the King.
I is very tired though, It’s been a while since I hade some decent Squeeka-Squeeka, I think I shall go and check on the research lab tomorrow, make sure the fools there haven’t kill-killed themselves or the new stock, and then head to the warren to buy a few shineys for my mistress. If I get her something that pleases her, maybe she will want to Squeeka-Squeeka more this time. Last time I was bad and she punished me a lot, It hurt-hurt so much and she let the others kicka-kick me, she bit my paw-paw and I could not write for a day.

Maybe if I am good she will sit with me and let me clean her feet for her. I will have to get her something nice and big and shiney-shiney. She likes things like that. Last time she threatened to let Freaka-Freek have me next time, she is such a cruel mistress. Maybe a diadem for her slinky-slink.

I always hate the long walk into the hills to the research lab, the stones are tough on my paws and I always miss the entrance, or find I have forgotten the right keys. But I think this time I shall get some of the Scaly-tails to try beating an armed Rat-Ogre. If they can do it then they will be lucky and get the live dissection, oh yes! I do so love to see them tied down watching as we take out their gutsy-guts. If they win I will let the rat ogres have fun eating their guts while the scaly-tails watch them see if their minds break or not.
Still after that it’s a short walk to the warren, then I can cool my feet at Silky-Tails before I see my mistress, Must wash-wash before I go in or she will play with her wicked little knives again and I don’t like that so much….. Well not unless she uses them very slowly.

Hmmm, I must be away quickly then, I need some Squeeka-Squeeka soon or I will go mad.