Ouch!

nomnomnom.

Just need to train them to do it to poachers...

When people realise they are called wild animals for a reason, it's as bad as that tiger attack in the US. Why would a tiger climb out of it's restrictive pen and attack the people that had been taking the piss out of it, better shoot it coz suddenly it's dangerous.
Of course it's dangerous it's a bloody tiger!!! p| p|

ack wild animals that are top of the food chain have killed someone.....arrrrggghhh whats the world coming to....next it's going to be sharks attacking people who are enjoying swimming in shark infested waters......a true sign the world will of gone mad...I blame global warming.

Warning: This animal is dangerous. When attacked, it may defend itself...

Warning: This Trelf is harmless(ish). When threatened will run away and hide if possible. When cornered may scream and wave sword wildly in the hope of scaring attacker off.

Warning: Beware of the vegetable

Just thought from a professional point of view how funny the sudden death report would be for a job like this....circumstances of death :P

... from a professional point of view, I'm not sure there was much left to fix.
(works in hospital as receptionist in Main Theatres)

..dark rite? :lol:

ROFLMAO!

from a larpers point of veiw , give me a roll of gaffer , a pot of latex il have him up and good as new!

Hmm, staff or mace? (Given that only the skull and spine were left...)

Flail!!