Title: Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover
Iowahorse - March 3, 2008 11:16 PM (GMT)
Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover
By Megan Levy
Last Updated: 12:45pm GMT 03/03/2008
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.
A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".
According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.
The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".
Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."
The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object.
Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.
He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems.
And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.
By Megan Levy
Last Updated: 12:45pm GMT 03/03/2008
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.
A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".
According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.
The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".
Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."
The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object.
Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.
He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems.
And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.
BlackTalon - March 3, 2008 11:42 PM (GMT)
I read it right here in..Things you make that go Hummm. :huh:
Clownorg - March 3, 2008 11:46 PM (GMT)
What's next. He's gonna fuck a Buick?
Iowahorse - March 4, 2008 12:00 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Clownorg @ Mar 3 2008, 05:46 PM) |
| What's next. He's gonna fuck a Buick? |
That I may pay to see. But only if it's been running for at least 15 min. 1st.
BlackTalon - March 4, 2008 02:00 AM (GMT)
I can just about understand a guy cleaning his undies with a Hoover..
Dosen`t everyone in Poland do that? :huh:
What about the guy at the bottom of the article that got busted for dorkin a road?
That`s wacked even by Polish standards. 6u6e56n
Dosen`t everyone in Poland do that? :huh:
What about the guy at the bottom of the article that got busted for dorkin a road?
That`s wacked even by Polish standards. 6u6e56n
Alfred E. Neuman - March 4, 2008 03:06 AM (GMT)
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| And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs. |
I'm trying to understand this sex with pavement stuff. Wouldn't you just get road rash of the scholng? You'd have to have a rod so hard a cat couldn't scratch it to not get all scraped up from the asphalt. :blink:
Iowahorse - March 4, 2008 03:19 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ Mar 3 2008, 09:06 PM) | ||
I'm trying to understand this sex with pavement stuff. Wouldn't you just get road rash of the scholng? You'd have to have a rod so hard a cat couldn't scratch it to not get all scraped up from the asphalt. :blink: |
Lucky Pot(glory)hole?
BlackTalon - March 4, 2008 03:22 AM (GMT)
Then there is the guy hunching a bicycle, they claim alcohol was somehow involved?
I have heard that being drunk can cause you to take home what you thought was an 8 and upon waking up in the morning light to see you have dorked a 2 and she is sleeping on your arm and being tempted to chew it off to get away. :unsure:
But a bicycle! must be some pretty stiff drinks?
I have heard that being drunk can cause you to take home what you thought was an 8 and upon waking up in the morning light to see you have dorked a 2 and she is sleeping on your arm and being tempted to chew it off to get away. :unsure:
But a bicycle! must be some pretty stiff drinks?