Are You Married and How Good is Your Sex Life?

Vote!

I voted:

Married - My Sex Life is GREAT!

My wife is just entering her prime and MAN, it is fantastic! Forget about 19 year old girls. 30-35 year old women are where it's at! I'm married have zero complaints!

GF, sex life is phenominal!

That's great if you are married to a 30 - 35 year old. It's the single ones you have to watch out for. It seema like everyone in that age range that I date all start out great, but then they start getting experimental, which in some ways is good, but some of those requests have been pretty freaky. And then when you don't want to do something, they snap at you and act like you don't find them attractive anymore. If the relationship is all about sex then watch out. lol.

Oh do tell lol... Details please...

I get around that problem by always giving it to her when she wants it. She's pretty good at getting me in the mood when I'm not in the mood.

If you really loved her, you'd take that electric dildo and put it where she wants to put it in your body.... b667ur

Now you know what the one thing was that Meatloaf wouldn't do for love in that song.

The problem was where she wanted me to put it in her and it wasn't a dildo. I mean, that was just gross, her wanting me to put it in her mouth after it had been in her ass for fifteen minutes. iy88767

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Doesn't sound like it would hurt you though... If she was proposing to put something in MY rear then put it in MY mouth then ya, I would have a problem with that!

What you are talking about doesn't sound too bad...for the guy at least...

As long as there is no kissing after that experiment, Im good. fgtb76

Yeah, like no kissing ever again.

she sounds like a real good sport...have her call me

:P :lol: beyhg456y

Is that Alabama humor?

Is there a way to make the poll work so you could vote for a wife and a gf? Just checking. 7imt78

w00t

Actually, it is probably a felony here.

How long would this thread last on the OMB?

Nowhere near as long as a certain mod's insecurities pertaining to the subject of sex will... 8DRTV75

Actually, the sex threads hang a while it seems. The anal sex threads go quickly. Hmmmm. :mellow:

For you folks in a married or committed relationship, I HIGHLY recommend a weekend getaway with the significant other and to watch this whole DVD series:

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BETTER SEX VIDEO SERIES: SEXPLORATIONS The Better Sex Video Series Sexplorations will help both you and your partner learn how to have great sex. Real couples, not porn stars, and sexuality experts take you on an erotic, three-volume journey to enhanced intimacy. Learn the importance of open communication between partners and how to achieve it, overcome inhibitions and misconceptions, and watch explicit, erotic demonstrations of techniques that will heighten sexual pleasure and increase intimacy.

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You may or may not learn anything but it gets you talking about what you and your significant other like and dislike. It's also comfortable for people that aren't into porn since it is more of an educational video than a porno. The demonstrations are also an obvious turn on and be prepared to come back from your weekend sore if you know what I mean ;)

Had a fantastic weekend with the wife a few months ago when we watched this whole series. If you do this I would recommend shopping for lingerie and toys before you go and to bring everything sex related that you have with you for a wild and fun weekend fgtb76

too much info

Wha... Just trying to help people have a better sex life. Is that so wrong? :)

I'll improve my sex life by myself, thank you very much....Wait a minute, that didn't come out right. :unsure:

ohhh, I bet it did, too. nr6

You people all disgust me.

Shut up and get back in the box, Gimp.

SB's threads don't get deleted. Shouldn't an attorney display better attention to seemingly minor but ultimately crucial details?



:blink: :P

Is her name Rosey Palmer and her five sisters?


:lol:

I'm not sure but she's a very quiet girl and never yells out her former boyfriend's name at the height of sexual congress, however, I do think that lad's name was "PeeWee."

Not true. I'm sure BnB remembers...I created a sex related survey on the OMB before and it was swiftly deleted.

It was a survey on anal sex...like I said before. Maybe the mods have latent homosexual cravings they prefer not to arouse. ;)

Thats often the case. A few studies have shown the more you hate gay/lesbian behavior, the more it actually excites you.

Interesting, I guess it bumps this thread every time someone votes...