If you had the choice of being buried alive at a crossroads or having your head cut off by someone with a battle-axe, which one would you choose, and why?

Would you be willing to be fed to a giant spider if it would save some planet of which you've never heard from destruction?

What kind of tree would you place in the yard of an enchanted bungalow?

If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?

Is there an animal that creeps you out?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Do you want fries with that?

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why do we have a song about it?

Whats that funny smell that old people give off?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

If you were a Star Wars character, which one would it be?

If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?

>>> If you had the choice of being buried alive at a crossroads or having your head cut off by someone with a battle-axe, which one would you choose, and why?

I'll go with the battle-axe to make the inevitable quick.

>>> Would you be willing to be fed to a giant spider if it would save some planet of which you've never heard from destruction?

Hmm, I would have to know at least something about the planet...

>>> What kind of tree would you place in the yard of an enchanted bungalow?

A wha?

>>> If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?

Hmm, can't really think of one...

>>> Is there an animal that creeps you out?

Maybe crocodiles or nasty bugs. Crocs have those creepy eyes.

>>> How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Smell test?

>>> Do you want fries with that?

OK but I try not to eat fast food anymore...

>>> If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why do we have a song about it?

Who cares...

>>> Whats that funny smell that old people give off?

Depends?

>>> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Hoping maybe that they will see something that they overlooked before?

>>> Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

You'd hope so, less furnace time...

>>> If you were a Star Wars character, which one would it be?

A younger Obi-Wan (Episode 2 or 3 era).

>>> If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?

Travel all over the place and have a blast.

If you had the choice of being buried alive at a crossroads or having your head cut off by someone with a battle-axe, which one would you choose, and why?

Buried at a crossroads. At least I got a chance to reach up thru the dirt & scare the livin' shit outta somebody.

Would you be willing to be fed to a giant spider if it would save some planet of which you've never heard from destruction?

No

What kind of tree would you place in the yard of an enchanted bungalow?

A bunglehoe tree

If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?

Chains & thorny roses

Is there an animal that creeps you out?

Yes

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Extra sensory nerve endings

Do you want fries with that?

Of course

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why do we have a song about it?

France has a national anthem. Why not?

Whats that funny smell that old people give off?

Early stages of decay

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

If you're married to my wife, sometimes it does. :) *mu*6^

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

Yes

If you were a Star Wars character, which one would it be?

Chewbaca

If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?

Write a long letter to my son. Actually, several of them. Do my best to learn that funky drum beat at the beginning of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

1. I'll take the axe. Just get it over with.
2. That would depend on if the planet was inhabited or not. I'll just say no because I wouldn't believe the person.
3. WTF?
4. Like the Gary plates of Dante's inferno, sick and demonic art depicting rape and torture of dammed souls separtated from broken bodies and hide Waldo somewhere in it.
5. Butterflies have long ass tongues. Fuck that shit.
6. When one loses one sense his or her other senses become more accute, so they probaby can feel crap around their ass?
7. Rings please.
8. The song goes "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care." not "we/nobody/them," don't care.
9. Some kind of pickling agent.
10. It's to see if anything looks better, since you get more hungry as time goes by.
11. No.
12. Chewbacca g6wvuymh87
13. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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If you had the choice of being buried alive at a crossroads or having your head cut off by someone with a battle-axe, which one would you choose, and why?

Depends in what city the crossroads is located...

Would you be willing to be fed to a giant spider if it would save some planet of which you've never heard from destruction?

Screw that...let 'em save themselves.

What kind of tree would you place in the yard of an enchanted bungalow?

A Money tree...

If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?

None...mirrors...lots and lots of mirrors.

Is there an animal that creeps you out?

Really fat women in spandex...

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

I'm sure that when their seeing eye dog is leading them into a car wash, they'll get the point...

Do you want fries with that?

Not usually...but if it's Arby's, then yes.

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why do we have a song about it?

I'm a corn activist, so I care about corn abuse...

Whats that funny smell that old people give off?

They call it "experience"...

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Not sure about everyone else, but I do it because I'm usually leaving the TV remote there from the first time I checked...

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

Yep...and they should give group discounts too, for folks that want to cremated together...

If you were a Star Wars character, which one would it be?

Han Solo...

If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?

Think Steve Buscemi from the movie Armageddon...I'd borrow a boatload of money from a mobster, and have one helluva month at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch...

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