How do I grow my member? It's not growing. I post here everyday, and still just 2 bars. Is it something in the water? :huh: I have Member Envy.

Much like you can pay a doctor to enlarge your personal member, you can pay me to enlarge your board member.

8DRTV75

I think you need 12 more posts to grow your member!

I bet your wife is very excited for you! :lol:

You need STAMINA to enlarge your member.

Eh, I've accepted my small, barely noticeable member. It used to get me down, but not anymore.

And I have a really large penis, so that keeps me happy.

Me too, but it does more to keep my wife happy than it does for me. ;)

I'm still going to keep working on my member, though.

No talking about penises. There's no gay Thursday on this mb and it's not even Thursday...

That reminds me of a joke:

Guy was about to have sex with his new girlfriend for the first time. When he took off his pants, she looked down and saw that he had a really small penis. She started laughing and asked him "who do you expect to satisfy with that little thing?"

He replied "Me."

This is Hot Lesbian Tuesday.

Lets get to work people.

I remember one of those roasts on Comedy Central. I forgot the comedian's name but she said "____ ____'s dick is so small he needs to put hot sauce on it so that his girlfriend can feel anything.

BURN! :lol:

For the record, that was a line from Harold & Kumar. I was just lucky it applied to me.

nr6

On to the lesbians!

I'm at work, so can't participate much in the LTuesday. Started too, but then thought better of it, and cleaned out my whole cache.... including the "History" link I was using to come back to this site. (I hadn't put it in Favorites yet)

Anyway, fuck LKP. That's all I can say. I made the mistake of typing in w3.falconsfanforum.com in my browser. MYY EEEEEYYYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!1!11 Freakin' scarred for life now, those bastiges...

As long as you have this:


You will never need a big member. 8DRTV75

I don't have that either. :(

Doesn't look like that's in my future anytime soon either.... :angry:

Someone from there is going to read your post or link to it and they'll probably take that as a compliment.

Might even put your words in the banner there.

:w00t:

I had to paint my member red and put stars all over it so it could be seen...

Any member big enough to hold all the letters in "ADMINISTRATOR" is a pretty impressive member indeed. g6wvuymh87

It's an extension......... 678hnn77

Mods and admins have artifically inflated ego...I mean, members.

My member is the real deal. Chicks dig it and lesser men envy it. bv764yu

It's not so much the member as the title bestowed upon you. nr6

I see I was appointed guardian of the hotsauce.

My hotsauce brings all the boys to the yard

iy88767

See? Here is a boy brought to the yard by my milkshak...hotsauce.

Mine's bigger than yours.

Glad i got a small one or I might get too much ego.

+1

:unsure:

Yeaty agrees with Iowa. Yer daddy's gonna be pissed 3452jjj

Maybe we can have a Membership Enhancement benefit for those of you with tiny members... 8DRTV75

Shiver me member and blow me down. 96fh

No way. They got to increase thier member size like all of us with big members had to.

+1

Hope you have plenty of latex gloves.

I heard you were being recurited to apply the Member Enhancement hotsauce. 8DRTV75

Nah...that's decided by seniority...I've nomiated you for that task... :)

LOL at you for not knoing we're talking about. Perverted, stupid-joke-making sick-o freak.












































You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

You must be quite the contortionist.

The "senior members" are droopy.

I've seen yoga on tv.

I hear it's all soft-serve after 30.

Like shooting pool with a rope.

Lies

Just one more post to grow your member foozball! Your wife is ecstatic.