Ted Nugent, Rock star and avid bow hunter was being interviewed by a French journalist and the discussion came around to deer hunting.
The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it, "Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next,who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.' They are very much like the French."
And so true, if deer had the capability of intelligent thought, we would be hunted by them.
Actually pretty funny. Would be even funnier if Ted got hit by a truck.