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Title: Doctors give it to patient up the cornhole
Description: I call Bullshit.


Flight58 - April 22, 2008 01:41 PM (GMT)
If a doctor(s) ever want to stick something up your ass, you need to fight harder.

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NEW YORK - A hospital did nothing wrong when it tried to examine the rectum of a construction worker who had been hit on the head by a falling wooden beam, a jury found Monday.

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After deliberating for about an hour, a state Supreme Court jury awarded nothing to Brian Persaud, who sued NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital for unspecified damages. The panel found the hospital and its emergency room medical staff were not liable.

Persaud's lawyers, Gerard Marrone and Gary DeFilippo, said he might appeal.

"We're very disappointed," Marrone said after the two-week trial. "It's a miscarriage of justice."

The hospital's lawyer, Jeffrey Lawton, declined comment.

Marrone said Persaud, 38, was injured while working at a construction site in midtown Manhattan on May 20, 2003. Persaud received eight stitches for a cut over his eyebrow at the hospital, but denied emergency room staffers' request to examine his rectum, the lawyer said. He said doctors told Persaud the exam could help determine whether the accident caused spinal damage.

When Persaud resisted, staffers held him down while he begged, "Please don't do that," Marrone said. Persaud hit a doctor while flailing around, so the staffers gave him a powerful sedative and performed the rectal exam, he said.

Hospital witnesses testified at trial that the exam was never completed, but Marrone said that when Persaud woke up he was handcuffed to a bed and had an oxygen tube down his throat and lubricant in his rectum.

"He resisted because he didn't know what they were doing," DeFilippo said. "Once he said he didn't want the rectal exam, everything should have stopped."

DeFilippo said he believes the rectal exam was done as retaliation because his panicked client hit the doctor.

A judge dismissed a misdemeanor assault charge that was filed against Persaud because he hit the doctor.

DeFilippo said his client is unemployed and has been unable to hold a job since the accident.

falconfoozball - April 22, 2008 01:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flight58 @ Apr 22 2008, 07:41 AM)
If a doctor(s) ever want to stick something up your ass, you need to fight harder.

QUOTE
NEW YORK - A hospital did nothing wrong when it tried to examine the rectum of a construction worker who had been hit on the head by a falling wooden beam, a jury found Monday.

ADVERTISEMENT

After deliberating for about an hour, a state Supreme Court jury awarded nothing to Brian Persaud, who sued NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital for unspecified damages. The panel found the hospital and its emergency room medical staff were not liable.

Persaud's lawyers, Gerard Marrone and Gary DeFilippo, said he might appeal.

"We're very disappointed," Marrone said after the two-week trial. "It's a miscarriage of justice."

The hospital's lawyer, Jeffrey Lawton, declined comment.

Marrone said Persaud, 38, was injured while working at a construction site in midtown Manhattan on May 20, 2003. Persaud received eight stitches for a cut over his eyebrow at the hospital, but denied emergency room staffers' request to examine his rectum, the lawyer said. He said doctors told Persaud the exam could help determine whether the accident caused spinal damage.

When Persaud resisted, staffers held him down while he begged, "Please don't do that," Marrone said. Persaud hit a doctor while flailing around, so the staffers gave him a powerful sedative and performed the rectal exam, he said.

Hospital witnesses testified at trial that the exam was never completed, but Marrone said that when Persaud woke up he was handcuffed to a bed and had an oxygen tube down his throat and lubricant in his rectum.

"He resisted because he didn't know what they were doing," DeFilippo said. "Once he said he didn't want the rectal exam, everything should have stopped."

DeFilippo said he believes the rectal exam was done as retaliation because his panicked client hit the doctor.

A judge dismissed a misdemeanor assault charge that was filed against Persaud because he hit the doctor.

DeFilippo said his client is unemployed and has been unable to hold a job since the accident.

He needs to get together w/Peter Griffin and take their asses to court!

Steve_Bartkowski - April 22, 2008 01:56 PM (GMT)
Why couldn't he just bend over and take it like a man! :P

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Flight58 - April 22, 2008 02:00 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Steve_Bartkowski @ Apr 22 2008, 07:56 AM)
Why couldn't he just bend over and take it like a man! :P

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Real men don't just allow people to stick things up thier ass. True Story!

Flight58 - April 22, 2008 02:09 PM (GMT)
Rob, you've been in this thread too long. Please exit.

falconfoozball - April 22, 2008 02:10 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flight58 @ Apr 22 2008, 08:09 AM)
Rob, you've been in this thread too long. Please exit.

Stop stalking people, doosh.

Flight58 - April 22, 2008 02:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (falconfoozball @ Apr 22 2008, 08:10 AM)
QUOTE (Flight58 @ Apr 22 2008, 08:09 AM)
Rob, you've been in this thread too long.  Please exit.

Stop stalking people, doosh.

You're awful teste this a.m.

RobSalvador - April 22, 2008 02:24 PM (GMT)
I was gonna post a pic, but thought better of it.

Flight58 - April 22, 2008 02:24 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (RobSalvador @ Apr 22 2008, 08:24 AM)
I was gonna post a pic, but thought better of it.

chicken

RobSalvador - April 22, 2008 02:43 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flight58 @ Apr 22 2008, 08:24 AM)
QUOTE (RobSalvador @ Apr 22 2008, 08:24 AM)
I was gonna post a pic, but thought better of it.

chicken

indeed, 40 is fast approaching. b667ur

Steve_Bartkowski - April 22, 2008 03:01 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flight58 @ Apr 22 2008, 08:00 AM)
QUOTE (Steve_Bartkowski @ Apr 22 2008, 07:56 AM)
Why couldn't he just bend over and take it like a man!  :P

user posted image

Real men don't just allow people to stick things up thier ass. True Story!


I probably wouldn't mind as long as it's not a penis. I have to say a male doctor's hand wouldn't be preferred either...

RobSalvador - April 22, 2008 03:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Steve_Bartkowski @ Apr 22 2008, 09:01 AM)
QUOTE (Flight58 @ Apr 22 2008, 08:00 AM)
QUOTE (Steve_Bartkowski @ Apr 22 2008, 07:56 AM)
Why couldn't he just bend over and take it like a man!  :P

user posted image

Real men don't just allow people to stick things up thier ass. True Story!


I probably wouldn't mind as long as it's not a penis. I have to say a male doctor's hand wouldn't be preferred either...

Yep, forward me the link to the female Proctologist working east Atl. bn6yhn

falconfoozball - April 22, 2008 03:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flight58 @ Apr 22 2008, 08:16 AM)
QUOTE (falconfoozball @ Apr 22 2008, 08:10 AM)
QUOTE (Flight58 @ Apr 22 2008, 08:09 AM)
Rob, you've been in this thread too long.  Please exit.

Stop stalking people, doosh.

You're awful teste this a.m.

Yes. Yes, I am. The left one to be precise. :)




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