Title: Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits
Iowahorse - May 3, 2008 08:19 PM (GMT)
Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits
A local council employee in Japan has been punished after it was discovered he had accessed porn websites at work more than 780,000 times in nine months.
His superiors were alerted to the problem only when his computer became infected with a virus.
The 57-year-old man, who has not been named, works for the city of Kinokawa in southern Japan.
He held on to his job, but has been demoted and his wages have been cut by about 20,000 yen ($190; £80) a month.
Productivity question
Each day he would turn up to work, but once in his office it seems unlikely he got much done.
A council investigation found that he viewed more than 750,000 pornographic websites in nine months.
His habit reached its peak last July when he surfed for porn more than 177,000 times during office hours.
That works out at almost 10,000 pages a day, or more than 20 each minute he was at his desk.
A council official, trying to explain why no-one had noticed, said that each employee's desk was set apart from the others.
The man was discovered only when his computer became infected with a virus, prompting officials to look at his web-browser history.
He has not been sacked but he has been demoted and his pay cut by about $200 a month. No doubt he is also proving to be a little more productive now.
BnB - May 3, 2008 09:18 PM (GMT)
I don't view half that much! What a loser!
dirtybird025 - May 3, 2008 10:58 PM (GMT)
i didn't even know there were 780,000 porn websites, man, thats a lot of vag.
BlackTalon - May 3, 2008 11:33 PM (GMT)
I suspect when he got the ''porn virus'' the virus caused most of the hits with pop ups.
Alfred E. Neuman - May 3, 2008 11:37 PM (GMT)
I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute.
dirtybird025 - May 3, 2008 11:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 05:37 PM) |
I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
haha, he was probably trying to find the only porn website out there that doesn't cost you a dime........which i know of one and thats the only one i need.
Iowahorse - May 3, 2008 11:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 05:38 PM) |
| QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 05:37 PM) | I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
haha, he was probably trying to find the only porn website out there that doesn't cost you a dime........which i know of one and thats the only one i need.
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I know several free ones.
falconfoozball - May 4, 2008 01:02 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 05:38 PM) |
| QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 05:37 PM) | I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
haha, he was probably trying to find the only porn website out there that doesn't cost you a dime........which i know of one and thats the only one i need.
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Maybe so, but gay midget wrestling shouldn't really count as porn. bv764yu
dirtybird025 - May 4, 2008 01:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Iowahorse @ May 3 2008, 05:58 PM) |
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 05:38 PM) | | QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 05:37 PM) | I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
haha, he was probably trying to find the only porn website out there that doesn't cost you a dime........which i know of one and thats the only one i need.
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I know several free ones.
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haha, the only one i know is nationalgeographic.com
dirtybird025 - May 4, 2008 01:15 AM (GMT)
i find it ironic i just had my 69th post in this topic, thought i would mention that.
b667ur
falconfoozball - May 4, 2008 01:36 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:15 PM) |
i find it ironic i just had my 69th post in this topic, thought i would mention that.
b667ur |
69ing w/Nat Geo chicks at that. WTG!! fgtb76
dirtybird025 - May 4, 2008 01:46 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (falconfoozball @ May 3 2008, 07:36 PM) |
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:15 PM) | i find it ironic i just had my 69th post in this topic, thought i would mention that.
b667ur |
69ing w/Nat Geo chicks at that. WTG!! fgtb76
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lol, thankz fooz, check out my new sig.........i am never getting rid of my BK king one though.
falconfoozball - May 4, 2008 02:22 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:46 PM) |
| QUOTE (falconfoozball @ May 3 2008, 07:36 PM) | | QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:15 PM) | i find it ironic i just had my 69th post in this topic, thought i would mention that.
b667ur |
69ing w/Nat Geo chicks at that. WTG!! fgtb76
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lol, thankz fooz, check out my new sig.........i am never getting rid of my BK king one though.
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:lol:
That oughta keep a few people guessin'!!
dirtybird025 - May 4, 2008 02:35 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (falconfoozball @ May 3 2008, 08:22 PM) |
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:46 PM) | | QUOTE (falconfoozball @ May 3 2008, 07:36 PM) | | QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:15 PM) | i find it ironic i just had my 69th post in this topic, thought i would mention that.
b667ur |
69ing w/Nat Geo chicks at that. WTG!! fgtb76
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lol, thankz fooz, check out my new sig.........i am never getting rid of my BK king one though.
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:lol:
That oughta keep a few people guessin'!!
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yea, i kinda figured that, but then i'll tell them bout the japanese porn junkie in chatterbox and voila, there we go. But i think the conotation is funny in itself if you have ever looked into a national geographic.
falconfoozball - May 4, 2008 02:41 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 08:35 PM) |
| QUOTE (falconfoozball @ May 3 2008, 08:22 PM) | | QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:46 PM) | | QUOTE (falconfoozball @ May 3 2008, 07:36 PM) | | QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:15 PM) | i find it ironic i just had my 69th post in this topic, thought i would mention that.
b667ur |
69ing w/Nat Geo chicks at that. WTG!! fgtb76
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lol, thankz fooz, check out my new sig.........i am never getting rid of my BK king one though.
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:lol:
That oughta keep a few people guessin'!!
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yea, i kinda figured that, but then i'll tell them bout the japanese porn junkie in chatterbox and voila, there we go. But i think the conotation is funny in itself if you have ever looked into a national geographic.
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My dad has had a subscription for as long as I can remember, and that's a lotta years. Yeah, I've read more than a few in my time. It's actually a pretty awesome magazine. Not so much for the porn anymore, though. :ph43r:
Flight58 - May 4, 2008 02:42 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 05:37 PM) |
I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
I could easily hit 20 in an entire minute. More if there are popups or redirections. That is if I was just hitting sites. But even at 9 a minute you don't do much more than maybe view a cooch or two.
Flight58 - May 4, 2008 02:44 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (falconfoozball @ May 3 2008, 07:36 PM) |
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 07:15 PM) | i find it ironic i just had my 69th post in this topic, thought i would mention that.
b667ur |
69ing w/Nat Geo chicks at that. WTG!! fgtb76
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dirtybird025 - May 4, 2008 02:45 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Flight58 @ May 3 2008, 08:42 PM) |
| QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 05:37 PM) | I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
I could easily hit 20 in an entire minute. More if there are popups or redirections. That is if I was just hitting sites. But even at 9 a minute you don't do much more than maybe view a cooch or two.
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and they are usually the best looking cooch ever till you click on it then all the sudden your screen is nothing but a picture of sea creatures crawling out of a tiny crack.
Flight58 - May 4, 2008 02:47 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 08:45 PM) |
| QUOTE (Flight58 @ May 3 2008, 08:42 PM) | | QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 05:37 PM) | I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
I could easily hit 20 in an entire minute. More if there are popups or redirections. That is if I was just hitting sites. But even at 9 a minute you don't do much more than maybe view a cooch or two.
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and they are usually the best looking cooch ever till you click on it then all the sudden your screen is nothing but a picture of sea creatures crawling out of a tiny crack.
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You suck at internet porn [['l..]
dirtybird025 - May 4, 2008 02:54 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Flight58 @ May 3 2008, 08:47 PM) |
| QUOTE (dirtybird025 @ May 3 2008, 08:45 PM) | | QUOTE (Flight58 @ May 3 2008, 08:42 PM) | | QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 05:37 PM) | I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
I could easily hit 20 in an entire minute. More if there are popups or redirections. That is if I was just hitting sites. But even at 9 a minute you don't do much more than maybe view a cooch or two.
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and they are usually the best looking cooch ever till you click on it then all the sudden your screen is nothing but a picture of sea creatures crawling out of a tiny crack.
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You suck at internet porn [['l..]
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haha, i know. I really don't need to anyways, my girl is probably one of the most explorative gf that a lot of people envy me for, and thats no joke. [['l..]
Doc_2957 - May 4, 2008 02:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 07:37 PM) |
I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
Gotta keep in mind the Japanese lead the world in bandwidth. The "standard" connection is running at 45 Mbps average with business connections upwards of 100 Mbps or so.
With that kind of speed, pages pop so fast it makes your head spin. 9 pages a minute would be nothing.
On that note, the United States rates 24th in the world in terms of broadband penetration and 15th overall at 8 m. Even South Korea and China surpass us.........
Pathetic......
Flight58 - May 4, 2008 03:31 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Doc_2957 @ May 4 2008, 08:27 AM) |
| QUOTE (Alfred E. Neuman @ May 3 2008, 07:37 PM) | I gotta call BS on this.
In 9 months of 40 hour weeks, that's 1440 hours. To get to 780,000, he would have to check out 541 porn sites an hour.
That's just over 9 a minute. |
Gotta keep in mind the Japanese lead the world in bandwidth. The "standard" connection is running at 45 Mbps average with business connections upwards of 100 Mbps or so.
With that kind of speed, pages pop so fast it makes your head spin. 9 pages a minute would be nothing.
On that note, the United States rates 24th in the world in terms of broadband penetration and 15th overall at 8 m. Even South Korea and China surpass us.........
Pathetic......
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I wonder what their ISPs charge for those speeds. Verizon and comcast are coming out with 200Mbps forlike 139.00 a month.
BnB - May 4, 2008 04:15 PM (GMT)
The question might actually be, "How much time would a person need to look at a porn image before going to the next?" You do have to allow a bit of time for the brain to compute the salacious worth before moving to the next. Maybe he had an extremely unique fetish he was trying to answer and it was clear quickly whether it would work or not for him, i.e, a black lab with a blue collar in a monastery with exactly three nuns and a fireman with a Bulova watch engaged in role reversal bukkake with a window in the background overlooking a garden with both vegetables and flowers being attended to by a leather clad gardener wearing a Braves hat with a crow perched on his erect memebr. It has to be just right for some guys.
Flight58 - May 4, 2008 06:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (BnB @ May 4 2008, 10:15 AM) |
| The question might actually be, "How much time would a person need to look at a porn image before going to the next?" You do have to allow a bit of time for the brain to compute the salacious worth before moving to the next. Maybe he had an extremely unique fetish he was trying to answer and it was clear quickly whether it would work or not for him, i.e, a black lab with a blue collar in a monastery with exactly three nuns and a fireman with a Bulova watch engaged in role reversal bukkake with a window in the background overlooking a garden with both vegetables and flowers being attended to by a leather clad gardener wearing a Braves hat with a crow perched on his erect memebr. It has to be just right for some guys. |
You had me until you said "Braves hat." n7rryb
BnB - May 4, 2008 07:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Flight58 @ May 4 2008, 12:32 PM) |
| QUOTE (BnB @ May 4 2008, 10:15 AM) | | The question might actually be, "How much time would a person need to look at a porn image before going to the next?" You do have to allow a bit of time for the brain to compute the salacious worth before moving to the next. Maybe he had an extremely unique fetish he was trying to answer and it was clear quickly whether it would work or not for him, i.e, a black lab with a blue collar in a monastery with exactly three nuns and a fireman with a Bulova watch engaged in role reversal bukkake with a window in the background overlooking a garden with both vegetables and flowers being attended to by a leather clad gardener wearing a Braves hat with a crow perched on his erect memebr. It has to be just right for some guys. |
You had me until you said "Braves hat." n7rryb
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That's exactly why he moved on to image 780,001.
RobSalvador - May 4, 2008 08:28 PM (GMT)
Why that many? I found a free site w/ no popups. As a result, hunting and clicking has decreased drastically.
metterfalcon - May 6, 2008 08:17 PM (GMT)
how come we aren't naming sites? this shit gets boring while i'm gone 10 days at a time. gotta have a hobby ya know. hell, just pm me the sites. 678hnn77