Title: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Iowahorse - May 5, 2008 07:26 PM (GMT)
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why hewants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboo! t.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath thechicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why hewants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboo! t.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath thechicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
dirtybird025 - May 5, 2008 09:35 PM (GMT)
lol, love the colonel sanders one....
MIKE VICk:
Maybe fighting it will be less illegal than dogs, and my organization will be call Bad News Coops
MIKE VICk:
Maybe fighting it will be less illegal than dogs, and my organization will be call Bad News Coops
RayEdmondson - May 5, 2008 09:36 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Iowahorse @ May 5 2008, 02:26 PM) |
| HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me....... |
beyhg456y beyhg456y beyhg456y
She was also seen having a boilermaker with the chicken as well....
Flight58 - May 5, 2008 10:25 PM (GMT)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Iowa: I don't give a crap about the chicken. Too much work crossing the road.
Doc: True Story
Ramen: he wanted to vote for Obama
AEN: My taxes better not have been used for this shit
Flight: I'd hit it
falconfoozeball: I don't know if it would help, but I'll try asking the chicken if it needs help crossing the road
JDaveG: To get exercise
Ton80kid: Ever since the chicken came back we've had complaints about the chicken from other chickens
BlackTalon: Yeah, he crosses it.
ejplayer: I'm going to hold off on judgement until the truth comes out, until then the chicken is innocent until proven guilty.
SteveBartkowski: CTRL+ALT+DELETE
RayEdmondson: $1200 bond and misdemeanor charge.....Hopefully it is just a minor incident...
Ray70: Chickens are nice
Tigger: Mmmm, chicken
McShine: BANNED
Sac: You got that right
ABU: I would beat the chicken's ass, but I couldn't find an antenna, so I banned him with my bad self
Nezto: Fuck that dude
Bama: LAWLS
Lionel Ritchie: Flight. Flight-Flight Flight Flight
Gutter: I lemonpartied the chicken
Gazoo: I told all you lesser beings that the chicken would cross the road months ago, the stat sheet and my inside connections made it obvious that the chicken would cross the road, and it did! Now get lost before I vaporize you with my ignore list
snake: my sources at Drudge confirm it has something to do with MMGW
Tyrone: He called my wife a n*****
bloodhoundz: to shoot hoops
Iowa: I don't give a crap about the chicken. Too much work crossing the road.
Doc: True Story
Ramen: he wanted to vote for Obama
AEN: My taxes better not have been used for this shit
Flight: I'd hit it
falconfoozeball: I don't know if it would help, but I'll try asking the chicken if it needs help crossing the road
JDaveG: To get exercise
Ton80kid: Ever since the chicken came back we've had complaints about the chicken from other chickens
BlackTalon: Yeah, he crosses it.
ejplayer: I'm going to hold off on judgement until the truth comes out, until then the chicken is innocent until proven guilty.
SteveBartkowski: CTRL+ALT+DELETE
RayEdmondson: $1200 bond and misdemeanor charge.....Hopefully it is just a minor incident...
Ray70: Chickens are nice
Tigger: Mmmm, chicken
McShine: BANNED
Sac: You got that right
ABU: I would beat the chicken's ass, but I couldn't find an antenna, so I banned him with my bad self
Nezto: Fuck that dude
Bama: LAWLS
Lionel Ritchie: Flight. Flight-Flight Flight Flight
Gutter: I lemonpartied the chicken
Gazoo: I told all you lesser beings that the chicken would cross the road months ago, the stat sheet and my inside connections made it obvious that the chicken would cross the road, and it did! Now get lost before I vaporize you with my ignore list
snake: my sources at Drudge confirm it has something to do with MMGW
Tyrone: He called my wife a n*****
bloodhoundz: to shoot hoops
dirtybird025 - May 5, 2008 10:29 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Flight58 @ May 5 2008, 04:25 PM) |
| Why did the chicken cross the road? Iowa: I don't give a crap about the chicken. Too much work crossing the road. Doc: True Story Ramen: he wanted to vote for Obama AEN: My taxes better not have been used for this shit Flight: I'd hit it falconfoozeball: I don't know if it would help, but I'll try asking the chicken if it needs help crossing the road JDaveG: To get exercise Ton80kid: Ever since the chicken came back we've had complaints about the chicken from other chickens BlackTalon: Yeah, he crosses it. ejplayer: I'm going to hold off on judgement until the truth comes out, until then the chicken is innocent until proven guilty. SteveBartkowski: CTRL+ALT+DELETE RayEdmondson: $1200 bond and misdemeanor charge.....Hopefully it is just a minor incident... Ray70: Chickens are nice Tigger: Mmmm, chicken McShine: BANNED Sac: You got that right ABU: I would beat the chicken's ass, but I couldn't find an antenna, so I banned him with my bad self Nezto: Fuck that dude Bama: LAWLS Lionel Ritchie: Flight. Flight-Flight Flight Flight Gutter: I lemonpartied the chicken Gazoo: I told all you lesser beings that the chicken would cross the road months ago, the stat sheet and my inside connections made it obvious that the chicken would cross the road, and it did! Now get lost before I vaporize you with my ignore list snake: my sources at Drudge confirm it has something to do with MMGW Tyrone: He called my wife a n***** bloodhoundz: to shoot hoops |
lol, all of that is pretty rediculous, but funny.
Iowahorse - May 6, 2008 12:22 AM (GMT)
Now that was some funny shit. :lol:
RayEdmondson - May 7, 2008 04:11 AM (GMT)
beyhg456y beyhg456y
Good one Flight.... fgtb76
Good one Flight.... fgtb76
savwboy - May 9, 2008 10:34 PM (GMT)
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savwboy - May 9, 2008 10:35 PM (GMT)
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
That one was pretty damned funny! nr6
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
That one was pretty damned funny! nr6