Family talk

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front
porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.
The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?'
Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!'
Grandpa said 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.'
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar.
The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?'
Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said,
'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.'
A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.
Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?'

The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!'
The boy replied, 'Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me...

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lol, gotta hate those selfish old men

I'm glad that joke ended up where it did. It was one of those that had the potential to go horribly wrong. :D

like how some of my jokes down when i'm on stage? but i've learned not to take a joke into the wrong direction at least.

:P :lol:

Priceless! b667ur

Very funny!