So you let chicks stick stuff up your ass?

I raise a jessica biel.

German schoolgirl Annika Irmler has licked her way into the Guinness Book of Records with her whopping seven centimetre tongue.

“My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day,” said Annika.

The twelve-year-old from Tangstedt, near Hamburg, can lick the ice cream from the bottom of a cornet - while her friends have to use their fingers.

“I’m just proud that now people everywhere can read about me and my tongue,” she said.

“On my first day at school I had to stick my tongue out for everyone.”


Story from 2007, shes only 13 now.

Yes you can honey. The valley is always looking for new talent, just wait until you are 18, or go to Taiwan. They love them young over there.

*Proxy for Flight*

"I'd hit it."

You had to go beastiality. uy87u7

You're just projecting you man/cow love. Had to figure out a way to tell the world you'd hit it, didn't you? Sully my good name and shit. un46nu4