Cause they don't know shit about education. First some city mayor passes an ordnance "banning satan" from the town limits, burying a printout of the legislation beside the road at each entrance in town, and now this:

Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry

Tuesday , May 06, 2008

A Florida teacher may have to pull an unemployment check out of his hat after performing magic in front of students, according to reports.

Jim Piculas said he made a toothpick disappear and reappear in front of students at the Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Fla., Local6.com reported. He said he later got a call from the supervisor of teachers, saying he had been accused of wizardry.

"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'" he told Local6.com.

Piculas said he’s concerned the incident may prevent him from being considered for future jobs.

Thank God for Liberals, they'll save the world from witchcraft and wizardry. Welcome to 1721.

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Only in fuking America. Public education, the destruction of an empire.

This is more right wing fundamentalism than liberalism.

You can trust me on this one. I live in one of the most liberal town in the country. And my wife works in the schools. It this were liberals, they'd fire the guy for not thinking of the destruction of forest land that toothpicks cause. Then he'd have to appologise to for huring the feelings of the kids by encouraging logging.

Wizardy is spiritual and religion is in the scope of conservatives.

Chris Angel shows how to do the toothpick trick vid.
Only in Flordia. :rolleyes: