I have one in particulare that I despise - Ron. He is the single grossest (if that's a word) person I have ever met. I get to work at 7:00 so I can leave at 4:00 because I hate traffic. Every morning, Ron comes in and attempts to make me vomit up my breakfast.

How gross is Ron? Let me count the ways:

1: He comes in and poceeds to belch and fart for at least 10 minutes in the office next to mine. Loudly.

2: As soon as he gets settled in, he heads to the bathroom, which is just down the hallway. Once there, he releases the most noxios noises and fumes the human body can manifest. Then he blows his nose as loudly as is possible. He finishes off this daily bathroom-based assualt on the senses by hawking up all of his lung butter and spitting it into the sink. As a final insult, he then sprays a cinimon scented bathroom spray, so he leaves the bathroom smelling like somebody shit a cinimon stick.

3: Ron has a set of partial dentures that replaces nearly all of his lower teeth. Ron dips. Ron thinks NOTHING of removing those teeth and blowing all of the tobacco particles out of his teeth.

Sorry, I just had to vent. It's either this, or shoot the bastard. ftyhyh

Oops, wrong forum.

How about moving this?

All moved... fgtb76

Gracias.

That's my guy,..on the job. fgtb76

De Nada....and I recommend you shoot the dumb SOB...you'll feel better for it... 78,tyt

Aw..stop it..you'll make me blush..and a fat Asian blushing is no pretty sight... ftyhyh

He just doesn't know how close he is. I've got a shove, a bag of lime, and 40 acres of woods. bhjk,tt

Actually you don't need a big shovel or even 40 acres...a 12X12 plot and about a pickup truckful of lye will do the trick...take about 3 weeks for full decomposition, and you should be down to just dental records...according to CSI... fgtb76 /b6

I meant lye. My brain is slow this morning. That's what dong hill repeats at 5 Am will do to you. 6g65dd

We have a farm pond that the cows used to use for water. I could always just tie a couple of cinder blocks to the body and dump it in. Catfish will take care of the rest.

True...but then you can't fish in that pond again for a long time...especially if this guy is as noxious as you claim... n7rryb 6g65dd

Nothing some breading and 350 degree peanut oil won't solve. 56y56

Hell yeah...we can have ourselves a little greasy bonfire... b667ur

I work with one of those health freaks who always bitches and complaines about me taking a dump at the office! Its not my fault his cube is close to the bathroom, maybe if he would work more and post less he could get out of the cube and into an office!

I still have that trunk full of lye. hj47h46

unfortunately, my bitch at work person is my secretay - she comes in daily and gives me the blow by blow about her life, most of which I really could not care less about

she is just too good to fire and just enough of a pain in the ass to think about it often

I was really excided for you until i read ....by blow about her life, most of which I really could not care less about.

Up until that point I was thinking damn, I should have went to law
school. 67hhers56

true story - was talking to another lawyer yesterday afternoon who was telling me his secretary just quit to go to Vegas to pursue her new career as a show girl - apparently, she danced on weekends at tattletales and was bi-sexual - he described her as stripper body and tattletales face :lol: - the general consensus was thats simply not fair if you are married to have that every mornng when you come to work

You REALLY don't want to get me started on my employees

)-

Yeah, all kidding aside, when my business grows to the point
to where I have to hire a female for any reason, I'll be looking
for an ugly one in case I have to be in any situations alone
with her.

I've got this IT guy who's supposed to handle all of our computer issues...he's a freakin' idiot. Everytime a problem comes up with our server, he's like "Call the help desk, they can help you faster..." he's wandering around here talkin' up all all the ladies, but he's rarely ever sighted actually working on ANYTHING to do with a computer. It's frustrating...we swapped over to a new operating system, and it's causing all kinds of problems with our other programs, but he's too busy tryin' to get a piece, to stop and help, or even answer our questions...just makes me want to throw his sorry ass out a window to the parking lot... ftyhyh ty bh6

CSI is wrong,..trust me. 8DRTV75

And how would you know 67i47


Give me a big barrel of acid and I can make anyone dissappear for you ;) fgtb76

Not to self...don't piss NL off.... ^_^

yeah but where in the hell do you get a big barrell of acid?


898,,

/b6 Your safe with me ;)

You will get a kick out of this........I asked NM to do something for me last night and he said well why don't you get one of your girls to do it for you.........then I gave him the look and we laughed...........they get sensitive when we gang up on them don't they??? /b6

What OS did you switch to Ton?

I am still trying to figure it out but when I do..........watch out ;) 67hhers56

nr6 nr6 nr6



/b6 /b6 yes they do....I think Cappy was afraid to even read the threads /b6 /b6

/b6

It's a Database system called TRAX...we spend half our day searching for parts that are in our inventory with this system, issuing them out, moving them to new destinations, tracking AWBs within this system. It's a Windows based system, but it's not WINDOWS...Windows is actually more user friendly than this POS... n7rryb n67uftr56

Is this the software?

Link

Yes...now be careful how much you research this software...it might be construed as a form of industrial espionage, and in the airline industry, that classifies as terrorism... nb5e67

Hey, we're considering moving down there so if I know the software, then I may be able to take that little shit IT man's job 6767h

oh well in that case...terrorize at will... /b6 67hhers56


but be careful cause this company performs random testing by8v68787

Not a problem. I don't need the smoke. Now if you can't drink beer, I'm screwed.

Nope..Beer is A OK...thank Odin...cause I'm gonna pound a shitload of them starting tomorrow around noon.... 56y56 7urjj g6wvuymh87

Heh,..I done got a good head start on both of ya. :D

How appropriate..because of some shitty coworkers, I'm hours late on my beer pounding..that's ok though...will finish with the chores this evening, and then it's on to fun times... 56y56