General Hospital Transcript Thursday 12/6/07

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Trevor: Gentlemen, you already know that John has an alibi for the night of Leticia Juarez’s murder, and I think you're going to find that the murderer of poor Emily was a random act of madness by John's father.

Lucky: What about the attack on Carly’s life?

Trevor: Huh. Didn't John tell you that he saw a witness fleeing the scene?

Det. Harper: A man he can't identify.

Trevor: John was the man who saved Carly’s life. That's not an act of a guy who wants the woman dead.

Lucky: No, that's a good alibi.

Trevor: Gentlemen, if your department is trying to use John as an easy target for a quick arrest to mollify the public, don't do it. Go outside and find the real killer. He's probably stalking his next victim.

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Trevor: You guys want to boost your reputation by bagging a member of the Zacchara family, and poor, crazy old Anthony is an easy target.

Det. Harper: We know Anthony went on a rampage, and we've got all the evidence and witnesses we need.

Trevor: Why don't you just leave it that way?

Lucky: We got an anonymous text that Anthony didn't do it.

Det. Harper: We're proceeding under the assumption it has to do with Emily Quartermaine's murder.

[Trevor chuckles]

Trevor: Come on, guys. That's no way to run an airline. You don't have any leads and you don't have any suspects. And if you don't stop hounding us, I'm going to slap a harassment suit on you so fast, it'll get you such bad P.R. that you are going to end up on your next beat lifeguard at some dumb pool.

Det. Harper: You know, it's funny the way you give orders in this house like you've been doing it for a long time, and you have no plans to stop.

Lucky: We'll be back.

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Luke: Well, look on the bright side – if I die --

Tracy: Stop, Luke.

Luke: If I die, maybe I'll get to be your anti-conscience. You know? See me with a little tail and horns sitting on one shoulder while Alan in his halo and his harp is on the other.

Tracy: Hold yourself back.

[Luke chuckles]

Tracy: Alan's nobody's angel, by the way.

Lucky: So, how's he doing?

Luke: He's right here -- you can ask him yourself.

Lucky: Yeah, well, you would just lie about it.

Tracy: He's weak and he needs surgery.

Luke: That ain't going to happen.

Lucky: Yeah, well, so it's true -- you do have a death wish?

Luke: No. I want to live -- my way. No rules, no restrictions. I got to be able to wipe my own --

Tracy: Oh! Luke!

Luke: Nose. Wipe my own nose.

[Tracy sighs]

Luke: Now, cowboy, you tell me -- would you settle for less? You know you wouldn’t.

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Tracy: I will let you know if his condition changes.

Lucky: Yeah, I'd just rather see a change in his attitude.

Tracy: I agree, but I don't think your father wants these four walls and a walker to be the last things he sees before he dies. He's not afraid of dying, per se. He's afraid of boredom and helplessness and I can't blame him.

Luke: I'll do it.

Tracy: Do what?

Luke: I’ll have the surgery.

Tracy: Oh this is a nasty precedent. Luke acquiescing?

Luke: I’m not acquiescing. I hear they give you really good drugs.

[Tracy chuckles]

Tracy: I’ll get your doctor.

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>> On the next "General Hospital" --

Kate: Sonny and I are at an impasse. I was hoping to retain your services.

Jason: The real killer is still out there somewhere.

Sonny: And I want to know why.

[Phone chirps]

Georgie's voice: "Seen your sis?"

[Maxie gasps]