Yes here i am angeleyez in person. I was told to write something on the forum so here it is lol.

What am i to write yes bad jokes just read and say aww thats really bad....


1) What country has the moste frog in wheelchairs?
Answer : France

2) 3 men was in the sauna one of the men lokked at the other mans penis and asked "why do u shave down there?"

He said: if he wont stand up im not gonna let lay down comfortabley.



3) One man walked in 2 a bar with a cat under one arm and a flamingo other arm.

he went to order a round of beer.

The cat said: I wont pay for this.

Its ok said the man ill take care of it.

When the man walked upp for the next round the cat said no i told you i wont pay 4 this. and the flamingo said its ok ill pay this time.

When the man walked up to the bar the bar the bartender just had to ask:
How did u end up with a cat and a flamingo?

Its like this said the man: I met this "geany" and he said i could wish for anything i wanted an i wished 4 a long legged bird with a tight pussy.



Sorry for my crap spelling.
Please continue writing down bad jokes lol

keep this forum going!!!!

LOL!! :D Hey, that´s ok we are used to "crappy" spelling around here :giggle: :giggle:
And the jokes was really bad :naughty: but funny at the same time :crazy: :giggle: If u have more of that, feel free...... :naughty:

I've got a really bad one. :giggle:

One time Los said he was gonna shoot me. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
(We have photographically evidence of me shooting him instead)

Nice to have you aboard Angel and thank you for the bad jokes! :D

I moved your thread to a more suited location...

LOL! Nessa u are a mean, mean girl, u know that?? But i still like you :hug: :blushing:

Haha. I just had to. ;) It's a really bad joke, but it's funny. And you know I love you just as much as any other HDO-member (well, not as much as Vince, but you know)

Yeah i know... B) And i actually thought it was funny too :crazy:

a blonde girl walks into a bar ..........and says ow!!
lol





now that a bad joke
lmao

Yes Red, that was a really bad joke; maybe not even qualifies as a joke. :D

ok, why did seventhen blonds stand outside a bar??
becouse you must be aighteen to come in...

LOL! Now, that one was OLD corrado, (i´ve heard it like a hundred times) but it´s still funny :thumbup: and bad :naughty: :giggle: :giggle:

yea i now it´s was a old one but like you said still funny :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some !%%&/!!!!! ice cream."
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS.......

Alabama State Trooper
Two guys from Texas are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "OW! Why'd you do that?"
The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "OW! What'd you do that for?"
The trooper says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that pig would've tried that with me.'"

Good one KV! :clapping:

a typical HDO joke..

LOL..... :clapping: :clapping:

LOL... thats a good one.