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When Jen Met Vince

Upcoming rom-com The Break Up stars real-life tabloid couple Vince “Wedding Crasher” Vaughn and Jennifer “Brad’s left me” Aniston as awkward lovers. Ironic, yes?

She Says

So can we talk about, er, The Break Up?
“Sometimes I get this feeling I’m being followed by my movie titles. Derailed, The Break Up, Rumor Has It…Come on, is that weird? Maybe I should put on a box set.”

How are things going with you and Vince?
“I’m not talking about him. I’m not difficult; it’s just that, as you can imagine, I’ve been burned in the past.”

Fair enough. By the by, are you pregnant with Vince’s baby?
“You know what? If all these pregnancy rumours were true, I’d have had 10 babies by now, married five times.”

Would you like to be?
“In five years, I would hope to be married and have a kid.”

What do you look for in a man?
“Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos-they’re rebellious.”


He Said

Is Jen pregnant with your baby?
“With a career, you can’t really plan on having kids. You keep saying, ‘Well, I’m not ready yet.’ But when are you ready?
Is the sex good?
“Well, yeah, exactly. But see, in my position, you’re just like, whatever. There’s nothing that can come out of telling about that stuff.”
Are you a romantic?
“Um, yeah, I think I’m romantic to some degree, if I really like somebody. You know, I’m romantic like, um, you’re allowed to sleep over…No, I’m kidding!”
What happens if you lose interest?
“If I’m not interested in a woman, right after sex, I usually say, ‘I can’t do this any more. Thanks for coming over!”
Is there anything quirky about you?
“I had a hard time reading in school.”