Guys, as stabbers, we are a perfect candidates to market this stuff. All we have to do is go to all the websites we can and advertise it with all it's miracle benefits, and sign them up under our tree (legs).

Until next year, enrollment is free for us, so we need to hit up and branch off ASAP! So if anyone has the balls, here is how we start:

go to:

http://www.monavie.com/Web/US/en/enroll.dhtml

type the distributor number/Sponsor ID: 2489795

Fill out the info (must give an email, SSN, and address), but you DON'T have to give credit card info.

After you fill out all the info, you will be on my tree, from there you get a number, and then you can get a web going. If anyone on this web gets on auto-ship (you can help by advertising it's benefits, whether you have spent money or not) you can get points, once enough points build up, then YOU can get on auto-ship and make money off of them.

Guys, we need to hit this fast while the company is young. If you have any doubts or concerns, check out info on the company, like:

http://onlinemlmsecrets.com/mlm-business/m...cess-story.html

http://www.brighart.com/webcast_archive.aspx

I've been to a seminar on it already, and I might get to meet the CEO Brig Hart in Texas on Dec 11.

If you need anymore info, I created a new email just for this opportunity:

GregoryHuffman@hotmail.com

good places:
Diabetes forums
Cancer forums

etc.

Tell your personal stories about how Monavie has helped your family with these problems, for example:

My girlfriend's mother has Diabetes, but since taking Monavie she is off insulin.

Been sending this message on myspace:

We can make alot of money off of the monavie business, all we have to do is network out to people, and it won't cost you anything until you start autoship. What do you say, will you be my right leg?

go to:

http://www.monavie.com/Web/US/en/enroll.dhtml

type the distributor number/Sponsor ID: 2489795

You can sign up until the new year for absolutely free, and they won't charge you anything down the road. Then we can use the internet/friends to branch out and make money off of people. We can also advertise the miracle benefits of the product!

More info about the product, and how to sell it:

http://onlinemlmsecrets.com/mlm-business/m...cess-story.html

http://www.brighart.com/webcast_archive.aspx

>dratsab trying to scam his only friends
>dratsab thinking he's smarter than a third grader, or has the ability to outwit anyone at all
>green text
>pretending this is 4chan

i like advertisements that bait people in with "no fees until next year" in fucking november.

There aren't any fees period you doucher, it's a one time fee, which you bypass because you sign up before new year. If you guys would study up on monavie you would realize I'm not scamming you, because you can't lose money until you auto-ship or until next year (which you won't lose if you sign up now).

Please read up on the company, and then talk mroe k thx.

I can't speak for everyone, but I don't just randomly give out my SSN, even to an "established company" which this one is not.

Maybe you should try Wikipedia for atleast some info?:

"In September 2009, Monavie, Inc. was ranked eighteenth on Inc. magazine's 500/5000 ranking of the fastest-growing private companies (based on claimed revenue from 2005 to 2008) in the United States (#1 in Food & Beverage category; #3 in revenue)["

Tried to post this on a Christian forums, but need more posts:

Top members of Monavie, such as Rob Aldwin who I've met, are major Christians that believe Monavie is the Garden of Eden in a bottle. It has the fruit given to us back before the fall of man, and many people are experiencing cure of various ailments from it. It is not a scam, yes it is a pyramid, but if you go to wikipedia it will show that it is a LEGIT pyramid, because it only sales consumable retail goods to people who order weekly, and nothing is illegal.



Anyway, if anyone is itnerested here is some more info on the company:



http://onlinemlmsecrets.com/mlm-business/m...cess-story.html



http://www.brighart.com/webcast_archive.aspx





If anyone wants to join my Monavie tree, so we can have good Christians buying this and getting discounts on it, go to:



http://www.monavie.com/Web/US/en/enroll.dhtml



Sponsor ID: 2489795





You signing up does not give me profit, you will just get discounts, and possibly be networked with other good christians to talk to.



God bless.

Listen Dratsab, I don't do research. Research is for squares.

Also look at complaints for Monavie on the BBB. There are less than 100, and most of them aren't even about the nutrition of the product, or the team pyramid set-up.

A company this big isn't going to waste it's time trying to ID theft some middle-class net fags.

If you guys would research this project, you could realize we could easily make some money. Here, let's list some pros and cons of my idea.

Cons:
-If Monavie is a scam, you MIGHT not make any money, and will only lose time you would have valuably spent masturbating to asian porn.
-A million dollar company could point you out of a web of about 2.5 million people and steal your identity! Despite the fact that they are already millionaires and wouldn't need to do this, they could for fun!
-It might cost you $5-10 to attend an optional seminar, thus costing you some degree of money on a possible scam.

Pros:
-If you join the web early, you could make alot of easy money down the road, assuming you take the time to network out to some rich people/health freaks/etc.
-You gain some business and social skills, and can use the Monavie company in your resume instead of Burger King.
-You get to meet with some cool people, who will give you free samples of the drink, and won't be worried about trying to scam the shit out of you, because the more help they give you, the more money they make. They will also do everything they can to help you network to other people.

pyramid scheme is shaped like a pyramid

lets not make assumptions here tiger, I do NOT masturbate to asian porn.

Rockets are shaped like a penis, what's your point?

Also, people like Turncoat could make shitloads off this by using those female myspace accounts to sell this shit.