Its of a sexual nature and its something that happened to me over the weekend.

Now I'm not sure for definate if this actually happened or whether it was something else.

Mods - Can I mention it on here or we being safe?

I don't really want to tell my mates as I'd get the piss ripped out of me for ages and I actually quite like this girl, at least I think I do. So I figured it would better to ask you lot where I'm quite anonymous

Cheers,
Pants

What happened???


Do you need to be told about the Birds & the bees???

Yes and no........ha ha, no not really.

Some juicy gossip! :good:

Excellent. :dance:

Go for it....

It wasn't the banjo string, was it?! :unsure:

A ladyboy?

Did blood eminate from the penis?

Oi, geezer, you can get the answer here probly:

a) get yourself down the Special Clinic
b) you're not gay you're "bi-curious"
c) if it was her best mate/mother/sister deny everything
d) if was her pet dog you'll need to give it an disinfecting enema
e) if she says she pregnant tell her you'll only cough up child support when you've had the results of the DNA test.

Well mods aren't looking at this so I'll do it anyways, its not graphic but pretty weird.

Anyways, I met this lovely bird a few weeks back (the sort that makes you stop in your tracks) so we went out for drinks and a boogie on friday. We got in really really well so ended up back at mine for the old fandango.

Now, we had a lot to drink and I mean a lot but anyways, mid way through she jumped on top, which was great as I was getting knackered and about 5 minutes into it, I was suddenly absolutely soaking. Now this is where my problem comes in, I think she pissed over me....... She says she didn't (i didn't ask at the time cause I was still getting it on) and I'd like to think I'm that ledge that I got the old femi-cum going on but this wasn't like that.......

Now I'm worried that I could get pissed on everytime I sleep with her........its pretty funny but I do think the girl is ledge

Oi, geezer, if the liquid was warm you probly knocked over your cup of coffee in the throes of passion...but if you think it was from her invest in some rubber sheets PDQ...

She pissed herself what with all the excitement and jiggery-pokery. Get on with it... screw her again, it may just have been the alcohol. It's surely worth another stab, just to work out if she has an actual problem, squirts easily, or if it's actually you.

:good:

I reckon she's a squirter! I had a bird like that once. I won't go into details, but lets just say I had to replace the passenger seat of my car...

Umm. Surely you can tell by the smell?!

I licked it after just to see what it could be, didn't smell ha ha

:scarf:

She's a squirter then... I should think... if she says it wasn't piss, she must be suggesting that it was something else. She wouldn't just leave it as an unexplained phenomenon.

I can imagine that being quite pleasurable, actually.

Maybe she just had a bottle of water stashed.

Well thats all good mate, must've been her 1st time or you have one ENORMOUS C*ck... :yikes:

Just kdding mate, When a bird cums mate, it goes all over you mate... I know... :whacky:

or she was pregnant... :1run:

:haha:

Well let's face it Pants wouldn't care.

:whistle:

1st timers usually don't... you know every hole is a goal eh??? :whacky:

Didn't you feel a gushing sensation, Pants?! :unsure:

If it came from her flaps, you'd surely feel something?

1st timer? ha ha ha ha........

It was new to me, I remember whilst she was a mess of Orgasmo on top me of me saying "feck me, you're wet" and she couldn't say a word. I just thought, man I'm awesome and I think I've just been pee'd on. She said it was sweat but I really don't think it was.

Which reminds me to change to my bed sheets when I get home, my sex buddy didn't notice but I can't take that risk.

You're right though maccy, if it was p*ss I doubt I'd have cared to be honest.

:sick:

Why haven't I closed this thread?

How long had you been at it, Pants?

I thought that too which makes me think maybe it was piss. I was so plastered I don't really remember. Used her sock to wipe myself down whilst she tidied herself up, I'm such a gent

I think he must have been in the wrong hole or something, she farted and followed through... :yikes:

Because, despite it's vulgarity, you still find an underlying interest and desire to finally conclude whether she was a squirter or a weak-bladdered drunkard.

:good:

You're a slut is what you are.
<_<

That's a nice touch, very classy. :D

You know when you're in the wrong hole, hurts like hell if not lubed up.

Well hleben, I either go for 3 minutes or hours, I doubt it was 3 minutes so must have been ages. She was a quivering wreck by the time I gave up (couldn't finish the job) so I had it again in the morning and lasted 3 minutes, if that.

Have we failed to consider the idea that it was Pants that pissed on himself?

:haha: reminds me of me, I either use my socks or a t-shirt I was wearing, this is making me LOL this conversation... it is well funny, don't close this letters, just a one-off between adults... :haha:

:haha: I know what you mean, if you are plastered you have no chance of finishing... then you wae in the morning and because you tried so hard the night before your juices are already coming to the tip so when you start again, you either want to go for a piss or you start to f*ck again and squirt in a few mins...

Noted but I don't think it was me, I remember holding in a fart at one point, purely cause I thought I might shit myself.

If I did piss myself, how funny would that have been, especially seeing that I put the blame on her

:haha: thats enough... :haha:

I shouldn't think you pissed yourself, given that it would've stung like feck and she wouldn't have made the 'sweat' excuse.

:D

Maybe she was embarrased for him.

;)

Possibly, but he wouldn't be immune to the smell of alcoholic's piss, would he?

either way, I laugh cause I'm not really disgusted by it. Just really really funny but quite worrying cause if I do carry on seeing her, I'd have to get a new mattress in no time

If he was drunk like he said, how would he remember?