in the pancakes thread it was mentioned that today should be the day to admit any wrong doing........

so go on then........i double dare......

I'm scared........you all might think ill of me

we lready do mate so you might as well jump in

Fair enough....

I won't do the worst ones but I did cheat on an ex on more than 1 occasion, in fact I think there's a higher percentage of girls I've slept with when with her than when I wasn't, as much as I loved her I was scared so I think thats why I cheated....

And I was sleeping with her best mate after she dumped me......

I'm addicted to Goonersweb.























Oh, the shame! :geek:

pants mate i have cheated on every girl i have ever been with so dont feel bad.... :unsure:

IIH - me too, and i find myself rapidly turning into a geek as well

i have a feeling i am going to be the most active poster on this thread......

I once told one of my mates girlfriends he had cheated on her in an attempt to get her to sleep with me for "Revenge".......

:yikes: including the one you are getting married too!?

ah bless too late, if the specs fit wear them :geek:

erm.........well............erm............cough

Including your current one?! :unsure:

I had 5 girls on the go at once at one point in my teenage years. :sulk:

in my defence it was a long time ago and we were living very far apart (Her up here and me in notts)

I kicked a dog once.

I dont feel bad about that though so should i put it in the confessions thread?

I'm a good boy normally but went through a phase of "oh shit, this is for real" only girl I've cheated on, was with her for nearly 6 years too

:unsure:

You sly fox.

Oi, geezer, I'd like to confess I've had some impure thoughts about Judy Finnegan, Liza Tarbuck and a paddling pool full of raspberry blancmange...

I confess I am too ugly to be unfaithful and am just quietly grateful for what I have...

jesus I'm dull I can't think of anything!

yeah I'd like to drown those too as well...oh right that's not what you meant is it!?

I can see the women issue becoming quite dominant on here. They are my weakness as I dont drink or smoke.

After this cute arse little Spanish girl dumped me in my early 20s after sleeping with someone abroad, I met her cousin at the shop I was working in...

Then she found at we'd f.... and tried to get back together. So 'accidentally' when we were supposed to meet at mine and reconcile, her cousin opened my door to her in my jumper....

:lol:

thats the problem mate, i was only inetersted in one girl until i was like 18......then i was too horny to care about looks, personality, track record etc and just humped every girl i could lay my hands on.....

I confess to sticking my hand up a friends skirt and having a quick feel back in school days.

Twas not the right thing but god damn it felt nice. She had no idea it was me either. So if youre reading this, im sorry

Did you have to use a shovel very often?

well if it wasnt, what were yu touching???

IT i cant believe a man with a voice like yours would struggle for women.....:mwah:

there is no feel like NecroFEELia.......

I've never cheated on any girl ever :crying: I feel like a pussy. This was even when I could have probably had a threesome...these girls were gagging for it, but I said no :banghead: And they were fit...unless it was the beer

And there goes next years sleaze award out of the window.

I'm not sure I should participate in this as I'm only new and I don't want you thinking ill of me...but what the heck...

I've never been faithful to any boyfriend I've had apart from one (unless you count snogging being unfaithful)

I've been 'up to no good' in several football grounds (not Highbury or Emirates unfortunately, too interested in the football)

and that's partly the reason I don't drink very much anymore...

You've lost yourself a lot of kudos there.

:D

finally thought of something!!! back in early 20's going round a friends house always used to leave the door open and expect people to walk in, went up to mates room just as his 17 year old sister was standing in her room drying herself off from a shower bare assed neked :drool: probably the best body I have ever seen! mate wasn't in his room so went out for another look :getcoat: fortunately she never spotted me!

And before the you should have coughed/give 'er one comments I know she wouldn't have let me and I was seeing someone at the time (in that order ;) )

We have a streaker in our midst!

:dance: :titsup: :dance:

you see NOW you are a proper GW member.....


I am intruiged to see what you think IS cheating if snogging someone else isnt though.....

Nah not streaking...

Now that would be telling... ;)

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:


and


:doh:


Sorry to say it, but the best sex is the behind someones back.....


AND I DON'T MEAN THAT! ERGH!

(THink i have told you this before) but i used to go out with girl who liked too watch me "do" her friends as well...........

God i am going to hell.

:dance: What a girl :dance:

Do you still have her number?

;)

Nah you just know a lot of loose women!

Yes, and welcome to GW :wave:










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no problem with the phone sex just call me on 0898... the "oh so that's what you look like in the flesh sex" :getcoat: plus I have standards, and well so did most of the ones I liked in my youth!!! :crying:

STB :bow: good lad nothing wrong with being faithful :good:

sadly not, it was while i was at Uni living in halls. She had a very close knit set of friends, its not like it was every........oh feck it why am i trying to defend myself

Flavs believe me you are not alone and worse.

This one girl...should I say this....liked things a little closer to home....

:bow:

I'm sorry God