Ok to help you with your introduction to Goonersweb and to assist you in the understanding of some of the subtleties that are afoot I thought I would point out the key feature of some of the regular posters so that you understand the constant reference to it. (Either through brotherly love or just plain mickey taking)

So,

Letters……short, single, churchy

Mr Brighterside….Tall, single, churchy

Maccy……the metal man, has funny hair and odd taste in music

PGFC – Is ginger

IT – has a ginger beard and a tendency to kill threads

Me – lanky, bald, Ming the merciless look-alike who cant type (And northern)

Im in Hleben – Student hippy

Obiwonkenobinil – is a hippy, used to be in bros

Cripps – has odd ideas, doesn’t show up at meets

In Lehmanns Terms – Large boned ;) virginal

Daz the Gooner- is Drunk and doesn’t pay the CSA

Maori – is large and runs a gay bar..

Jens Face – Is American

Zimmerman AFC – is miserable

The Emirates Galastico – Is young, foreign and has strange ideas on European footie

Joga Bonito……plays the guitar, was in love with a Czech Girl

Bacari Sagna 3 – is a man despite being called Katie, is lovely and cuddly

Coney – is old and miserable

There are so many more but this could go on forever…….

:haha:

Punchinello Beezo is also known as Flavs

my beard when on is STRAWBERRY BLONDE <_<

We have a swear filter so don't get confused when the following appear:
nappy
dafodil
feck
daisy

Ah yes Joga Bonito used to be HWV

Bacary Sagna 3 used to be called KT kolo/Coca Kolo

I used to be Flava Flavs

and IT used to be slim......

:fingers:

What about us ladies?

:cold:

"Strange views on European footy" ? <_<

i left listing the girls off on purpose to stop sweaty young men signing up just to harrass them :good:

There are plenty of us to do that.

:console:

well yeah, you would rather lose in the champs league than win the UEFA cup...

Good point :good:

Fair enough... :lol:

Odd ideas?

it was the most polite way that i could think of Cripps

Theolo - Even older than Coney. Not grumpy though.

Mellowfellow - not the least bit Mellow.

Ashburton2006 - Drama queen.

ABC - is a member of MENSA.

Andaluz - cynical ex-pat.

The Crazy 58 - an enigma, but knows his football.

Elche - nice chap, but lacks patience.

Gary the Gooner - very nice and friendly canuck.

Da Silva Lining - no way is he 15.

Wheres My Username Gone - pendatic 13 year old.

Did you only put that so he'll pedantically correct the age?

:lol:

If so...high five!

:lol:

Tiny Gooner - the caring mother of GW.

Rkane (btw where is he?) - the civil rights activist.

Selassie - the cool, calm collected poster.

Nayan's Photocasebook - stereotypical londoner.

Injury Time - :tumbleweed:

Rus T Gunner - part of the old boy crew.

Raider - Oliver Letwin.

Alpha - the lovable french speaking poster.

THE MAN finally got him :rose:

The Poet- Bacari Sagna 3's best friend on GW... :1run:

:lol:

GallasTesco - stupid boy from India.

:1run:

This thread is going to get bitchy isnt it...

???????????????? :rose:

Don't know who you're talking about :whistle:

You know........"The Man"........:ninja:

you think :rolleyes:

yeah ... never saw that one coming, did you? :rolleyes:




anyway, if it gets really, really bitchy then it should be pinned in this section as the perfect introduction.

Fair enough :good:

That wasnt the intention when creating it honestly.

I thought it would be a nice to introduce as all and make the general chat section less forboding/cliquey

:threaten:

Criticism was much better in my day. :oldboy:

I am thirteen :unsure:

QED :lol:

:haha:

at least you got an actual characteristic.


I'm just "American". What's that?

Tis the million pound question.

What the hell is an American?

Well I got nothin. You joined a month before me.

then how come you got so few posts, opie?


(you've only really got into the game recently. plus, you changed your name.)

¿Que? :blink:

Kids :rolleyes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q.E.D.

That's not pedantry.


But that is :lol:

Good point Spanky. :good: