Ok to help you with your introduction to Goonersweb and to assist you in the understanding of some of the subtleties and jokes that are afoot, I thought I would point out the key feature of some of the regular posters so that you understand the constant reference to it. (Either through brotherly love or just plain mickey taking) I have also included the alternate names we have for each other.
So,
Letters…… 30’s short, virginal, single, churchy and has been a mod here since back in the day(London)
McNamara that ghost……- 20’s Maccy - the metal man, has funny hair and odd taste in music (Plymouth)
PGFC – Perry - 40’s Is ginger and looks like Wayne Hemmingway (Welwyn Gardens City)
Injury Time –IT - 30’s Is camp, has a ginger beard and a tendency to kill threads and isn’t as nice as his dad (St Albans)
Flava Flavs – Flavs, Tarquin, punchy – 30’s lanky, bald, Northern, Ming the merciless look-alike who cant type (Leeds)
Obiwonkenobinil – Obi -30’s is a hippy, used to be in bros (London)
Cripps – 20’s has odd ideas, doesn’t show up at meets, tried to be a mod and failed (London)
Mr Miyagi’s Protege – ILT - 20’s Large boned, virginal, likes himself in that way… (London)
DaztheGooner - 30’s is Drunk, drives trains and doesn’t pay the CSA (London)
MaoriGooner –Stef - 30’s Likes Pie, smokes too much and runs a gay bar..(London)
JensFace – 30’s Is American, types too much per post and runs an NFL sweepstake……badly (America)
Maxzimmus – Zimm - 30’s is miserable, doesn’t like anyone or anything except Aliadiere and gets on well with Cripps… (London)
Lets twat these twats/b] – TEG – Teen, Is young, foreign and has strange ideas on European footie. (Dubai)
[b]Coca Kolo – Katie – 20’s is a man despite being called Katie, is lovely and cuddly, but has strange ideas around what “world class” means (Worthing)
Coney – 50’s is old and miserable, doesn’t believe in religion but does believe the moon landings.. (London)
Little Miss Gooner – Currant – 30’s is apparently having an affair with Cesc, hates spiders, ac tually showed up at a meet. (London)
Stephen McTowelle – GP – 20’s is lippy, used to be called Dr.nick, hangs around on here at night a lot …(Reading)
GarytheGooner – Steve – 30’s Is Canadian or Irish depending how much he has drunk. Likes Ice Hockey and is impossible to understand…. (London)
trademarkstealingprick – WMUG – Under 10… is very young, very lippy annoyingly pedantic (London)
TheoloGooner - 60's Is Old and churchy, likes history and Opera...is more entatining than this makes him sound (London)
Nine Is scouse but lives down south and is rich........go figure.
Mandela is scottish in every way, likes to play the controversy game but is really a complete pussy who likes knitting and Mills and boon
Miss Handbag is a nurse, is drunk, is probably asleep on a bench somewhere while i type this and likes to show off her pants. (Has slept with Letters)
Holly is drunk, is frisky, is a manc and definately hasnt slept with Letters as she would probably kill him...
Dr Gauis Baltar Is a manc who lives in Enfield... Thinks he looks like Patrick Kluivert but just has a slightly large head
Apologies to those I have missed, but if I included everyone it would of gone on forever…
I'm oop norf now. Ok so I could change that myself.
I was told i looked like that darkie. I never said i did!
And my head is big metaphorically only!