Ok to help you with your introduction to Goonersweb and to assist you in the understanding of some of the subtleties and jokes that are afoot, I thought I would point out the key feature of some of the regular posters so that you understand the constant reference to it. (Either through brotherly love or just plain mickey taking) I have also included the alternate names we have for each other.

So,

Letters…… 30’s short, single, churchy and has been a mod here since back in the day(London)

McNamara that ghost……- 20’s Maccy - the metal man, has funny hair and odd taste in music (Plymouth)

Mr Brighterside….- 20’s Mr. B- Tall, single, churchy (London)

PGFC – Perry - 40’s Is ginger and looks like Wayne Hemmingway (Welwyn Gardens City)

Injury Time –IT - 30’s Is camp, has a ginger beard and a tendency to kill threads and isn’t as nice as his dad (St Albans)

Flava Flavs – Flavs, Tarquin, punchy – 30’s lanky, bald, Northern, Ming the merciless look-alike who cant type (Leeds)

Im in Hleben – IIH – 20’s Student, hippy, doesn’t know his own first name (Tunbridge Wells)

Obiwonkenobinil – Obi -30’s is a hippy, used to be in bros (London)

Cripps – 20’s has odd ideas, doesn’t show up at meets, tried to be a mod and failed (London)

Mr Miyagi’s Protege – ILT - 20’s Large boned, virginal, likes himself in that way… (London)

DaztheGooner - 30’s is Drunk, drives trains and doesn’t pay the CSA (London)

MaoriGooner –Stef - 30’s Likes Pie, smokes too much and runs a gay bar..(London)

JensFace – 30’s Is American, types too much per post and runs an NFL sweepstake……badly (America)

ZimmermanAFC – Zimm - 30’s is miserable, doesn’t like anyone or anything except Aliadiere and gets on well with Cripps… (London)

TheEmiratesGalastico – TEG – Teen, Is young, foreign and has strange ideas on European footie. (Dubai)

Walcott up Front - HWV – 20’s plays the guitar, was in love with a Czech Girl, isn’t always on the ball (London)

Coca Kolo – Katie – 20’s is a man despite being called Katie, is lovely and cuddly, but has strange ideas around what “world class” means (Worthing)

Coney – 50’s is old and miserable, doesn’t believe in religion but does believe the moon landings.. (London)

Little Miss Gooner – Currant – 30’s is apparently having an affair with Cesc, hates spiders, ac tually showed up at a meet. (London)

Redgooner – Red - 20’s is short, hates her real name and loves Danny Dyer… Hasnt yet showed up at a meet (Wycombe)

Grimandi’s Perm – GP – 20’s is lippy, used to be called Dr.nick, hangs around on here at night a lot …(Reading)

GarytheGooner – Steve – 30’s Is Canadian or Irish depending how much he has drunk. Likes Ice Hockey and is impossible to understand…. (London)

Where’s my username gone? – WMUG – Under 10… is very young, very lippy annoyingly pedantic (London)

TheoloGooner - 60's Is Old and churchy, likes history and Opera...is more entatining than this makes him sound (London)

TigertheSmurf - Tiger - teen, has long hair and is in musical....claims to be a bloke..(All over)

Juan Nilto - Nozza - 40's - Looks like Chris Tarrant, knows how to use google, is impressed by his own sexual prestige and has taught us all the meaning of SO and WASP....


Apologies to those I have missed, but if I included everyone it would of gone on forever…