This guy is such a nob head. I'm so glad he didn't get the England job.

He's having a moan about Benitez's disrespectful gestures towards him. Take a look at the video. Hardly disrespectful.

The fact that he's still going on about it a week later just shows how small time he is. He must really hate the fact that the top 4 are all managed by non Englich managers.

http://www.setanta.com/uk/Articles/Footbal...afa/gnid-48986/

I don't know if it was meant to, but that link just crashed the f*ck out of my computer <_<

I wonder why his players are turning into soft diving little cunnys - from a man who is apparently 'tough' - and he's pissing his pants over that? Fcuk off Sam :good:

Fergie has had a go at Rafa over it too.

:lol:

How dreadful. It was nothing to do with disrespect, it was to do with him complaining about something just before the goal and then was like 'ohhh... :D Don't worry 'bout it'.

He had a go over Rafa calling Everton a small club. Which, of course, he never actually did.

So um, nothing to do with putting a fecking defender up front then?

Drunk northern muppets. :pal:

I love it when opposition managers fight. :popcorn:

Fergie is a right bully :sulk:

And Fat Sam is just anti football. We don't want plebs like him in the game. His Blackburn side are the dirtiest fcukers in the league.

I just don't get why certain managers and members of the press think managers should be all pally with each other. We want confrontation and arguments not back slapping.

CEO's of rival companies aren't friends with each other.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Rafa for making fun of Allardyce :bow: :bow: :bow:

Allardyce is such a fecking fat waste of space. Anything to detract from his own team's crapness and to get his name in the headlines. Notice him and Fergie pouncing on something (which amounts to um absolutely nothing) and just making themselves look pathetic

I heard nothing abou tthis before Ferguson talked about it (and then Allardyce joined in).

Shouldn't he be talking abou this team before an important cup match? I didn't know Rafa was so important to him.


Fergie's crackin' up! :jumpnana:

Touche.

:haha:

Nice one Rafa.

Walrus :pal:

With apologies to David Peace...

"That Rafael Benitez. Rafa they call him. Goatee beard, whatever that is. Not like mutton chops. No, not a manly beard. Not facial hair. Not like my moustache. I miss my moustache. Sir Alex though, Sir Alex, said it tickled. Gave him a rash. Leant it to Phil at Hull.

Standing. Standing aloof in 'his' technical area. 'His' like he owns it. Staring at 'his' players. 'His' like he owns them. Staring at my players. Does he want to own them? Not likely says Big Sam. Big Sam, too big for England. The FA, too scared, too scared about what Big Sam can offer. Too scared of 4:5:1 with Upson up front. Matty Upson, big, strong. Manly, leading the line.

There he is. The Spaniard. In Big Sam's country. Applauding a goal. By Torres. Another Spaniard. He were imported. Imported into Big Sam's country. The arch of the ball. Leaving his boot. Leaving Robinson, my Robinson, staring at the English sun. Flat-footed like a bobby. A bobby on t'beat. Don't see many of them nowadays.

The noise. The noise of northern men. Northern men and women. Celebrating. Celebrating a goal. Scored by a Spaniard against an English 'keeper. England's best 'keeper. The horror. The horror. Horrible. Treason.

And then. More. The cross. The header. The score. In bold. Spain two. England Nil. Big Sam's England. And there he is. The Spaniard with his facial hair and note book. He's looking at Big Sam. He's looking at me. Past me. Or at me.

Looking. Smiling. Mocking Big Sam! Him! Mocking Big Sam! The arms. Moving. The Smile. The language! Si!? Todo bien?! Todo bien?!!! A chocolate bar?! That's a chocolate bar! He's shouting foreign bloody chocolate bars at me! I half-choke on my Boddington's! Game over. That's what he's saying. Game over Big Sam! Hidden in that language. Game over. He's mocking me. I look to Benni.

Benni. Benni McCarthy. McCarthy. Like Big Mick down t'road. South African. Practically British. A war there. You know? Boars or summat. A war about pigs? Wasn't that to do wit' Cuba? I look to Benni. Benni's waiting. Benni's a striker. He's pleading with his eyes. He's pleading with that raised finger. 'Play me Big Sam.' 'Play me.' We lock steely eyes. I placate him with crossed arms. Strong, crossed arms. 'Samba'll do a job Benni. Samba'll do it.' I say. I say with my arms. I say with my shrugged shoulders. There's still time. 55 minutes. No need for Benni. Samba'll do it.

I march back to give the fouth official advice. 'I could have been England manager!' I tell him. He stares. He's laughing. They're all laughing. Hateful. Spiteful. Mocking me. Mocking Big Sam. Bile rises. I march to t'bench. I almost trip, almost stumble over Winston. Winston. Winston the whippet. My whippet. Big Sam's whippet.

It's over. The Spaniard won. Beat me, beat me; Big Sam. four nothing. Cheated. They all do. Foreigners. I can't abide cheaters. Can't abide players who go around, go around like they own the place. I tell El Hadji. El Hadji agrees. He were booed. Mocked. They all mock. They mock Big Sam and his British Blackburn Rovers. Andre agrees. As does Morten. Never cheats, that Morten. Zurab. Zurab, a strapping lad from Rangers. Rangers in Scotland. British Scotland. He agrees. As does Carlos. Carlos. Funny lad. Says he's chilly. I give him me cap. A cap and a Woodbine.

The FA. I'll go t'FA. Mocking me he were. Taunting. Teasing. Terrible behaviour. Undermined me. Undermined me 4:5:1 with no recognised strikers. Mocked me. I phone Phil. I phone Brian Horten. Spaniards. All of 'em. Mocking. Spitting. I hate that. El Hadji agrees. We all agree. Mocking. Malevolent.

Big Sam'll be back. You'll see."

:lol:

Ferguson is outrageous. Just watched the interview on SSN and it's a personal attack on Benitez.

Now I find it funny and it's good to watch but if any other manager does it the press go mad with 'He's cracking up' 'Fergie has got under his skin' etc. If Fergie does it nothing is said.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

:haha: :haha:

Where did you get that from Denton?

:haha:

Denton :bow:

Rkane - what do you mean?!

I am just sick and tired of Fat Sam and his pathetic rants. His whole 'holier than thou' approach to other managers is so false.

He is inept and is fast becoming a wannabe victim, enlisting the help of the Northern mafia...

He wastes that talent available to him and doesn't condone the blatent cheating in his ranks, whilst happy to rip into others.

Think he's asking whether you wrote it yourself or found it somewhere.

If you wrote it yourself... :bow: :bow: :bow:

Btw do you still write for Arsenali mate?

I wrote it myself. Was bored for 15 mins...and Fat Sam had just been on the rolling news...did my nut!

Arsenali folded - so no, not writing, which is probably good, because it distracted me at work last time - sshh! My recent input in the 'Debate' forum suggests my football knowledge appears to be slipping anyhow...

I tried a whole 'David Peace' approach - his 'Red Riding' books were superbly adapted by C4 and I loved the whole 'it's grim oop North' atmosphere and staccato prose. Big Sam and his Hull wannabes fit in so well don't they?!

Gotcha. Why don't you start your own site? The above stuff is definitely above forum quality. :)

:haha:

Superbly written, Denton.

Cheers all.

If this lecturing lark stops paying the bills...well...

Not used to such genuinely good writing Den - that was great.

Praise for the writing - you a hidden gem of GW that's for sure!

Thanks man. After the debacle of 'The World-Class' thread, that means a lot!

that's what they want you to think

but then they all take their private jets to a secret location and smoke cigars and chortle about having taken over your mortgage



and, dentonboy, that was BRILLIANT. That is the best thing ever written for GW. Best thing that ever will be written. Big, strong. Manly, taking the piss.



btw, there was some sort of mini kerfuffle about Hiddink and Rafe at the end of the CL tie. The "interpretation" (redcafe, mind) I heard was that Rafe told Hiddink Chelsea'd only won 'cause of the ref and then Hiddink told him basically to screw off.

Anyone able to fill in any more or, honestly, just give me the slightest further reason to dislike either or both?

One looks like a potato and the other is the Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine.

Oh don't watch that - never pay too much attention to the abuse dished out in debate - you have your views, stick to them and present them in the right way. That's what this place should be about.

And as JF said above, that is seriously the best thing I've ever seen written on GW in the 3 years I've been on here - pure classic.

Just a shame it's hidden away on the Prem section and not in 'clearer' view in the debate section where more people would see it.

we should put it on the blog.






oh.

Dentonboy you wrote that?

Sheeeit you is good!

(I'm guessing you must be a fan of The Wire)

Looks like Benitez is winning the mind games

Is that possible?

I personally think the mind games thing is BS but Mancs love to tell us that Fergie is the best at them.

Benitez has really gotten under some skins, not seen since Wenger was at his peak.

Got to love this; his business-like approach gets slated by all, then he shows emotion, stuns the opposition with this 'outburst' and then gets slated...fickle or what?

Thanks for the kind words again. Feel free to re-post it wherever you think it'll get the laughs...

Oh yeah, I love The Wire...only seen what's been on BBC2 though...Red Riding influenced that post more.