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| Ade To Receive 200 Game Ban By Pete Cummings Tuesday, 29th September 2009 Club should also be fined after striker's goal celebrations City striker Emmanuel Adebayor should be banned for at least 200 games and fined £25m for his elaborate goal celebrations during City’s 4-2 win over Arsenal. The club should also be fined £500 billion and docked 1,000 points for failing to allow their supporters to get out of control during the same game. Adebayor’s celebrations were so severe that the FA have broken the charges down and are as follows: * Adebayor scored against Arsenal – A crime worthy of a 50 game ban. * Adebayor runs the length of the pitch – No professional footballer should do this – 50 game ban * Adebayor slides on his knees with his arms outstretched – 50 game ban (it would have been just 25 but Ade was also smiling) * Inciting Arsenal fans to almost riot by doing all the above – 50 ban Furthermore the club face the prospect of a £500 billion fine and 1,000 point deduction because the blues supporters didn’t react when Arsenal striker Robin van Persie scored and hurled abuse towards the supporters. Sadly, the club never provided clogs and tulips to throw at the Dutchman. Once found guilty, Ade’s ban will come into immediate effect, meaning he will be out of contract by the time he is eligible to play again while the club itself will still be looking for new owners following the bankruptcy of the Abu Dhabi United Group. You think this is a joke, just wait until the FA find the striker guilty of the charge without punishing van Persie, or United comedy duo Ferguson and Neville, who both aimed celebrations in the direction of City supporters with Neville running half the length of the pitch in celebration (25 game ban). Then we will see the true definition of the word farce. |
| QUOTE (Darth Vela @ Sep 29 2009, 02:33 PM) |
| Entirely missing the point about RvP as well, he celebrated in front of whoever was where he scored, Ade ran the entire length to a small area where the Arsenal fans were, celebrating in front of Citeh fans was inevitable. However I shouldn't get in the way of a football fan celebrating their persecution complex so I'll shut up. |
| QUOTE (Maxzimus @ Sep 29 2009, 02:23 PM) |
| I think he should have to dress up in a dick outfit and play in it for 2 seasons! |
| QUOTE (The Wengerbabies @ Sep 30 2009, 05:29 PM) |
| He should be made to watch Letters juggle, tbh |
| QUOTE (Save me Jebus! @ Sep 30 2009, 11:14 AM) | ||
He already does :citehkit: :coffee: |
| QUOTE (Save me Jebus! @ Sep 30 2009, 12:14 PM) | ||
He already does :citehkit: :coffee: |