"By heck. That were some sexy football. Sweaty, all night, breakfast in bed later and a mint on the pillow sexy football. What a spectacle, an opera, a performance. My lads. My beautiful Blackburn lads. My beautiful British Blackburn lads. Played 'em off t'park. Two goals. Goal one, beautiful. Sam's football played out to t'letter. To t'inch. See how Robbo played t'ball. Seventy yards, with the ball dropping perfectly into t'area. And there he was, N'Zonzi, rising, like a salmon, a majestic, migratory, mirror-like salmon. Heading, heading over t'Italian. Marvellous, all the training, all the practice, encapsulated in one, fluid movement. The second goal mind, by heck, that were too fancy. One-twos, breaking away, placing ball in t'net. No. No, not on my watch. I'll have a word with Dunny about that one. Not happy by far. I'll watch t'video to see who released Dunny. Could have gone backwards that ball. It were one-all. Could have lost t'point if we attacked.
Oh, oh the referee. Robbed us. Stole from us. Denied us. Three-two down and that Belgian thug blatently fouls our kid in t'box. Bound to score. No red card either. Bastard. Cheating bastard in black. Robbed my lads of a chance to score. A chance to get a point. No way would Arsenal have scored those other three goals after that. Shell-shocked. Would have had 'em. Samba, up front he would have gone. And now, now pointless, a loss. Six flukey goals. Won't see them on t' Blackburn training pitch.
Leaving, leaving London on t'coach. The capital. The South. Heading back up North. The North, my beautiful North. Lads have done t'shopping in 'Arrods. Gravy by t'tonne. Gravy. I love gravy. Poor Robbo mind. Lost 'is confidence. I wonder if Thomas Cook will cancel t'ticket to South Africa I bought him as a birthday present. Still, we scored my perfect goal. Have to cut out this passing that this lot seemed to have picked up from somewhere. And a shame t'referee robbed my honest boys blind."
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I was hoping we'd see a new diary entry. :D
he's back!
and brave of him to post after that shellacking tbf
A superb diary entry! :lol:
thanks!
very good, keep them coming!
"...N'Zonzi, rising, like a salmon..."
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