What's your worst habit? - Smoking, disgusting habit but one i really enjoy

which celebrity would you nail and which would you "nail" – I'd nail Jolene Blalock, i am seriously in love with this woman and i'd "nail" Cheryl cole, has there ever been a more false and annoying heap of shit on the telly than her?

what food cant you help eating? Chocolate i have a serous problem with choc addiction

Wheres the tackiest place you have been – Blackpool, not that i can remember much of it

What's your one item of clothing you are most ashamed off? None to be honest, i tend to throw out anthing i go off pretty quickly

What's the most tragic CD you own? If you look through mym Ipod you would be shocked to find Girls aloud, abba and even Hearsay on there...

If you are alone what do you secretly watch on telly? Star Trek or any of the spin offs

Cheesiest film? - Love Actually...I love it :doh:

Most humiliating experience? – I have loads of these if you looks at the confessions thread. Most recent one was speaking at a conference in Hong Kong i ripped he place up, it was fast, funny, clever, in a few languages and then i fell of the stage when i had finished :rolleyes:

What was the last "big" thing you bought? My Blu-ray player, it rocks!

What was the last thing someone took the piss out of you about? I have just done a comms piece for our internal magazine at work, there is an awful photo of me on it and i have taken some serious flack for that.

can one of you girls unpin LMG's one and pin this please

TA

Oi, mush, ...

What is the longest time you have ever worn a pair of underpants, before sticking them in the laundry basket?

Do you eat you own scabs?

Have you ever sniffed a bicycle saddle?

Do you really love living in Yorkshire or do the dour, tight fisted, know-it-all locals make you want to move to Kettering?...

alreet geezer

Probably a few days if i am honest

No i havent sniffed a saddle or eaten my scabs

And i love living in Yorkshire, having been to Kettering i would rather live in Burmondsey to be fair

Can you dance?

Favourite tipple?

Worst thing you've ever done to a partner?

(Love actually is a great film)

hey :mwah:

I can dance yes, in fact i used to be quite a Fred Astaire and its one of my ambitions to learn to tap dance. Although i am, how should i say, larger boned than i was back in my dancing days

I dont drink so no tipples for me...

Worst thing i have ever done to a partner? I would read the confessions thread, there is some bad bad things in there

:mwah: yourself

Dancing pictures please?

Favourite non alcoholic tipple then?

Too many pages in that thread I think you should post it here.

Strangest place you've ever been naughty in?

I dont have any dancing pictures sadly.

Cherry coke or a good coffee i guess for me.

I will go through and find the page in the confessions thread with a bad one on it, i already know which one it will be in my head

By naughty i assume you mean sexually, not that that says much for me. I once had a vicars daughter in their vicarage while he was downstairs? I later found out she was 15 as well :run:

Yes i know i am going to hell

Oi, fellah, ...


If you “breach the hull” do you have a quick sniff?

Do you always recycle, sometimes recycle, never recycle or fly tip?

Have you ever lied to partner about something important?...

Oi, mush, you won't go to hell if you used the Missionary position....

:lol:

The Vicar of Dabbly?

JUst found this on the 4th page, i had completely forgot about it

i dont know what that first one means...

I recycle until the green bin is full then it just goes in the normal rubbish.

No i have never lied to anyone about anything Nozza :whistle:

Did I mention I'm a kleptomaniac?

Worst job you've ever had?

You know those charity muggers who bother you when you are shopping? I usd to do that door to door. Have also been a window cleaner and a bouncer.

They were all pretty shitty to be honest

Oi, mush, the first one refers to when your finger is too strong for the andrex...

Ah i see, in that case no definatley not young man

If you had 24 hours to yourself and money was no object, how would you spend the day? (note you can be anywhere in the world, travel time not included)

tnhats a cracking qestion

I would be in Hong Kong in the morning for breakfast and to a tailors for some new suits making up then over to NYC for shopping and lunch at the Waldorf. Then take the kids to the Smithsonians in Washington for a while, back to HK to pick up my suits

Then over to Hawaii for tea and to watch teh sun go down. :good:

If you had to liken yourself to a Mr Men character which one would it be and why?

Mr Tall would be too easy i guess.

I used to be quite like Mr Bump but now i guess i am just Mr Sleepy

Have you ever stolen something and not felt guilty about it?

Have you ever been told something in confidence and used the information for your own benefit?

Only girls hearts

No never, i am good at keeping secrets me.

However i did once tell a girl i knew that her boyfriend had cheated on her so i could be the revenge shag :lol:


Oh i am damned

Haha! I was expecting you to say virginity.

Only once ;)

from behind without her knowing? well you did say 'stole'

Oh, she knew about it alright

:machogif:

:lol:

If you found a wallet with £1000 in it with (with some form of id) what would you do?

take out the money then hand the wallet into the police.

Then i would spend the money on a new wardrobe

you can have only one for the rest of your life:

chocolate
cigarettes

what will it be?

How many suits do you have?

What colour are they?

Any of them pinstriped?

chocolate for me please :good:

I have 6 suits, 3 primary and 3 secocondary.

However i am thinking of buying another couple as i have lost so much weight that they dont really fit me anymore.

I have 1 black, 3 in various greys, a brown and a navy

And no none of them are pinstriped.

Would you sell your body for the right price?

Cheese and onion or salt n vinegar?

Fave programme as a kid?

yes for maybe a tenner or more

Cheese and onion for me please

Hmm hard one that, Thundercats, He-man, Visionaries, Jason and the wheeled warriors and so on.

the top five of albums you have? :music:

edit- is that a guilty pleasure... maybe not...

Ah fuck it I'm in a good mood and forgive the taste in kids programmes

Clothes off now

Would you streak through Old Trafford stadium singing Mancs are wanks if it guaranteed us a win in the league?