Title: Castrol Rankings
Ach - November 1, 2009 08:05 PM (GMT)
http://www.castrolfootball.com/article/200...0C6F4018AA4.phpHenry is the best player in the world according to the inaugral Castrol Rankings.
Of course Pizzaro is 10th so how seriously we take this is anybodys guess.
In short
Henry :pal: for being top of some BS rankings
Syn - November 1, 2009 08:06 PM (GMT)
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| Castrol Ambassador Marcel Desailly |
Explains a lot, tbh.
Ach - November 1, 2009 08:07 PM (GMT)
Jens' Face - November 1, 2009 08:08 PM (GMT)
do people often go to motor oil to understand football better?
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| Castrol has applied the same expertise they apply to the development of their oils to create the Castrol Rankings |
:lol:
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| Castrol Global Ambassador Cristiano Ronaldo admitted he is now gunning for Henry and determined to claim top spot for himself soon. “The Castrol Rankings is the ranking that every player wants to top,” said the Portuguese winger. “If you can be number one on the Castrol Rankings there can be no arguments, as it is based on fact, not opinion. That’s why I’m aiming for the number one spot – to prove I’m the best!” |
:haha:
this is a real gem, Cripps, well-found :good:
Jens' Face - November 1, 2009 08:13 PM (GMT)
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Barca’s Gerard Pique is the top ranked defender in fourth spot overall and he is joined in the top ten by team-mates Rafael Marquez and Carles Puyol.
The presence of the three defenders so high up in the Castrol Rankings confirms that the attacking abilities of Pep Guardiola’s side are matched by their strength at the back and it is no surprise the Catalans recorded the best defensive record in La Liga last season. |
:lol:
this is better than glory-glory tbh
The Wengerbabies - November 1, 2009 08:14 PM (GMT)
JackTheLad19 - November 1, 2009 08:16 PM (GMT)
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| “The Castrol Rankings is the ranking that every player wants to top,” said the Portuguese winger. “If you can be number one on the Castrol Rankings there can be no arguments." |
:haha: brilliant
Der_Kaiser - November 1, 2009 08:22 PM (GMT)
Ronaldo forgets to mention he gets paid $1m in sponsorship by Castrol.
Every player apparently wants to top the rankings, which came out in the past week or so...99% of the world has fuck all clue as to what these rankings are.
Get Bendtner - November 1, 2009 08:25 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Der_Kaiser @ Nov 1 2009, 08:22 PM) |
Ronaldo forgets to mention he gets paid $1m in sponsorship by Castrol.
Every player apparently wants to top the rankings, which came out in the past week or so...99% of the world has fuck all clue as to what these rankings are. |
And the other 1% is...?
The Wengerbabies - November 1, 2009 08:26 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Der_Kaiser @ Nov 1 2009, 08:22 PM) |
Ronaldo forgets to mention he gets paid $1m in sponsorship by Castrol.
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Nothing to with it tbh, they are the most prestigous awards in the game Although I never heard of them before
Henry :bow:
Der_Kaiser - November 1, 2009 08:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Get Bendtner @ Nov 1 2009, 09:25 PM) |
| QUOTE (Der_Kaiser @ Nov 1 2009, 08:22 PM) | Ronaldo forgets to mention he gets paid $1m in sponsorship by Castrol.
Every player apparently wants to top the rankings, which came out in the past week or so...99% of the world has fuck all clue as to what these rankings are. |
And the other 1% is...?
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Ronaldo, the size of his ego means 1% is a reasonable guess tbh.
Ach - November 1, 2009 08:43 PM (GMT)
Highest Arsenal player is RVP
Lancastrian Gunner - November 1, 2009 08:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jens' Face @ Nov 1 2009, 08:08 PM) |
do people often go to motor oil to understand football better?
| QUOTE | | Castrol has applied the same expertise they apply to the development of their oils to create the Castrol Rankings |
:lol:
| QUOTE | | Castrol Global Ambassador Cristiano Ronaldo admitted he is now gunning for Henry and determined to claim top spot for himself soon. “The Castrol Rankings is the ranking that every player wants to top,” said the Portuguese winger. “If you can be number one on the Castrol Rankings there can be no arguments, as it is based on fact, not opinion. That’s why I’m aiming for the number one spot – to prove I’m the best!” |
:haha:
this is a real gem, Cripps, well-found :good:
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:haha:
Ach - November 2, 2009 12:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jens' Face @ Nov 1 2009, 08:08 PM) |
do people often go to motor oil to understand football better?
| QUOTE | | Castrol has applied the same expertise they apply to the development of their oils to create the Castrol Rankings |
:lol:
| QUOTE | | Castrol Global Ambassador Cristiano Ronaldo admitted he is now gunning for Henry and determined to claim top spot for himself soon. “The Castrol Rankings is the ranking that every player wants to top,” said the Portuguese winger. “If you can be number one on the Castrol Rankings there can be no arguments, as it is based on fact, not opinion. That’s why I’m aiming for the number one spot – to prove I’m the best!” |
:haha:
this is a real gem, Cripps, well-found :good:
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Unfortunately i cant take the credit for this one.
The Sun it is all down to
CK's Korma - November 2, 2009 12:15 AM (GMT)
Thierry Henry. :bow:
Never heard anyone who knows a thing about football say a bad word about him.
St. Jimmy - November 2, 2009 02:01 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Der_Kaiser @ Nov 1 2009, 08:22 PM) |
| Ronaldo forgets to mention he gets paid $1m in sponsorship by Castrol. |
No, no, you've got it wrong.
He pays $1m to Castrol every year.
For his hair.
And his face.
Der_Kaiser - November 2, 2009 09:41 AM (GMT)
Whatever - November 2, 2009 09:58 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Castrol has applied the same expertise they apply to the development of their oils to create the Castrol Rankings |
:lol:
| QUOTE |
| “The Castrol Rankings is the ranking that every player wants to top,” said the Portuguese winger. “If you can be number one on the Castrol Rankings there can be no arguments." |
:haha:
Jens' Face - November 2, 2009 04:04 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Whatever @ Nov 2 2009, 04:58 AM) |
| QUOTE | | Castrol has applied the same expertise they apply to the development of their oils to create the Castrol Rankings |
:lol:
| QUOTE | | “The Castrol Rankings is the ranking that every player wants to top,” said the Portuguese winger. “If you can be number one on the Castrol Rankings there can be no arguments." |
:haha:
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:police:
messageboard plagiarism of me even down to the smileys tbh