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Letters (TPFKA WWTL@WHL) - November 2, 2009 04:28 PM (GMT)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8338575.stm

Coleen Rooney, wife of England footballer Wayne Rooney, has given birth to a boy they have named Kai Wayne, a spokesman for the couple said.

Coleen, 23, had her baby at Liverpool Women's Hospital on Monday.


Ach - November 2, 2009 04:31 PM (GMT)
He'll be robbing houses before puberty

Should be so proud

LuvDeGooners - November 2, 2009 04:39 PM (GMT)
Shold have been Wayne Kai :good:

St. Jimmy - November 2, 2009 04:43 PM (GMT)
Kill it with fire!

Whatever - November 2, 2009 05:48 PM (GMT)
wow..last time I saw coleen, she looked like a whore

Der_Kaiser - November 2, 2009 07:43 PM (GMT)
:haha:

Awful name.

Apparently it means 'keeper of keys' in Welsh/Scottish and I'm pretty sure it means 'vagina' in Gujarati/Punjabi...

hymppi - November 2, 2009 08:02 PM (GMT)
kai is quite a normal finnish first name.
:yikes:

Der_Kaiser - November 2, 2009 08:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (hymppi @ Nov 2 2009, 09:02 PM)
kai is quite a normal finnish first name.
:yikes:

Kai, you gonna be asking your parents as to why they called you a vagina?

Get Bendtner - November 2, 2009 11:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (St. Jimmy @ Nov 2 2009, 04:43 PM)
Kill it with fire!

:haha:

Nayan - November 3, 2009 06:43 AM (GMT)
some men are born chavs. Others have chanvess thrust upon them.

Anyway congrats.

goonergeorge - November 3, 2009 11:38 AM (GMT)
I've been waiting for Shrek 4 to come out :woohoo:

Michael Westen - November 3, 2009 11:41 AM (GMT)
Congratulations.

McNamara That Ghost... - November 3, 2009 11:59 AM (GMT)
Kai thnx bai.

Letters (TPFKA WWTL@WHL) - November 3, 2009 12:00 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (McNamara That Ghost... @ Nov 3 2009, 11:59 AM)
Kai thnx bai.

:lol:

Nice.

Coney - November 3, 2009 12:39 PM (GMT)
"Kai" is actually Sanscrit for 'Where the fuck are my wheels'.

Little Miss Gooner - November 3, 2009 12:43 PM (GMT)
lets hope Kai looks more like his mammy

:wine: welcome to the world little one

ObiWan KenobiNil - November 3, 2009 12:58 PM (GMT)
Props to them for the following.

1. Her for pushing said baby out rather than getting it cut out.
2. Not going to a private uber expensive clinic somewhere.
3. Not taking the £millions for baby photos.

Amazingly....my respect has gone up for them both.

:tiphat:

Flava Flav - November 3, 2009 02:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (ObiWan KenobiNil @ Nov 3 2009, 12:58 PM)
Props to them for the following.

1. Her for pushing said baby out rather than getting it cut out.
2. Not going to a private uber expensive clinic somewhere.
3. Not taking the £millions for baby photos.

Amazingly....my respect has gone up for them both.

:tiphat:

:goodpost:

Stupid name but thanks for using the NHS despite being uber-rich

(Oh and they wont be able to choose to have a C-section soon Poshandbecks :pal: )

Flava Flav - November 3, 2009 02:32 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Der_Kaiser @ Nov 2 2009, 07:43 PM)
I'm pretty sure it means 'vagina' in Gujarati/Punjabi...

yeah but come on, who the fuck speaks that shit any more...

Michael Westen - November 3, 2009 03:07 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flava Flav @ Nov 3 2009, 02:28 PM)


Stupid name but thanks for using the NHS despite being uber-rich

Seein as that they've probably already contributed more to the NHS in tax than any of us will in our entire lives, i reckon we can cut em some slack.

Nayan - November 3, 2009 03:08 PM (GMT)
to be honest whats more chavvy?
Kai...or romeo

Flava Flav - November 3, 2009 03:09 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Michael Westen @ Nov 3 2009, 03:07 PM)
QUOTE (Flava Flav @ Nov 3 2009, 02:28 PM)


Stupid name but thanks for using the NHS despite being uber-rich

Seein as that they've probably already contributed more to the NHS in tax than any of us will in our entire lives, i reckon we can cut em some slack.

Oh i as being serious dude. I actually respected them more for using the NHS maternity ward instead of private.

I realise the first post sounded sarcastic but i didnt mean it to

LuvDeGooners - November 3, 2009 03:09 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Nayan @ Nov 3 2009, 04:08 PM)
to be honest whats more chavvy?
Kai...or romeo

Tina

Michael Westen - November 3, 2009 03:12 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flava Flav @ Nov 3 2009, 03:09 PM)
QUOTE (Michael Westen @ Nov 3 2009, 03:07 PM)
QUOTE (Flava Flav @ Nov 3 2009, 02:28 PM)


Stupid name but thanks for using the NHS despite being uber-rich

Seein as that they've probably already contributed more to the NHS in tax than any of us will in our entire lives, i reckon we can cut em some slack.

Oh i as being serious dude. I actually respected them more for using the NHS maternity ward instead of private.

I realise the first post sounded sarcastic but i didnt mean it to

Oh, well, i'll shut up then.

Just for 6 seconds, dont get excited.

Flava Flav - November 3, 2009 03:12 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Nayan @ Nov 3 2009, 03:08 PM)
to be honest whats more chavvy?
Kai...or romeo

Chelsea, the name and the club

Little Miss Gooner - November 3, 2009 03:17 PM (GMT)
not as chav as Courtney

Michael Westen - November 3, 2009 03:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Little Miss Gooner @ Nov 3 2009, 03:17 PM)
not as chav as Courtney

I dont mind that name as all i think of is Courtney Walsh.

Der_Kaiser - November 3, 2009 03:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flava Flav @ Nov 3 2009, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Der_Kaiser @ Nov 2 2009, 07:43 PM)
I'm pretty sure it means 'vagina' in Gujarati/Punjabi...

yeah but come on, who the fuck speaks that shit any more...

About a billion people currently.

Letters (TPFKA WWTL@WHL) - November 3, 2009 04:00 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Der_Kaiser @ Nov 3 2009, 03:58 PM)
QUOTE (Flava Flav @ Nov 3 2009, 03:32 PM)
QUOTE (Der_Kaiser @ Nov 2 2009, 07:43 PM)
I'm pretty sure it means 'vagina' in Gujarati/Punjabi...

yeah but come on, who the fuck speaks that shit any more...

About a billion people currently.

And they all live over here

:sulk:


:nickgriffin:

Grebbo - November 3, 2009 05:59 PM (GMT)
How long will it be until it has its ears pierced? That's the Chav acid test.

Fucking chav kids.




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