I'm sure a lot of you remember the old thread about David Dein on 606 and how he is responsible for all the evil in the world. I thought after his clear involvement in lasagnegate and making sure Walcott is in the England squad we should resurrect that thread here.

So please add facts about David Dein or things he is responsible for which prove he is the evilist man in the universe. I'll start with the one I posted on the 606 thread whihc I can remember:


David Dein and Fred West are in fact twins.
Dein is the evil one.

Dein wrote my exam questions

Dein in fact started the Battle of 1066!

Dein wrote the tune of "Highbury Highs" by Roger Daltrey.
He also writes for Chiqo.

David Dein is a Freemason.

Canary Wharf Tower's design is based on the Capstone of the Great Pyramid, though now lost in history, is a key symbol for the Masons. (take a look at the Secret History of America, its Freemason underpinnings, and the "all seeing eye/pyramid on a 1 dollar note)

Tottenham had dinner in the Marriot, Canary Wharf.

David Dein with his Masonic buddies down the Wharf made sure that at least 11 Tottenham players got sick before the game with West Ham!

David Dein was the cause of my hangover yesterday.

The stadium move, spearheaded by Dein, was in fact a ruse to hide the fact that the new stadium is at a conjunction of several lay lines which will from next season make us the evilest club in the world.

Dein, using all his evil cunning, has ingeniously concealed the fact that the site for arsenal FC's new stadium is in fact a hell mouth.
He will resposible for the regular appearance of demonic monsters next season, who will gobble up all opponents of the Arsenal...

David Dein instigated World War II, when he tried to appoint a foreign manager.

David Dein is also Jewish. Hebrew has no vowels, so his surname in Hebrew letters is spelt DN. In the Bible, Adam is spelt DM, and rabbinic tradition inserts two 'a' vocals to result in 'Adam'.

Careful textual research has shown that, in fact, this is likely to be wrong on two counts.

1. In some ancient manuscripts the M is in fact an N.

2. There is nothing other than tradition which says that the vowel-sounds in the name should be As.

It is therefore quite likely that the biblical DM is in fact DN, and a much easier vocalisation is to have one vowel sound between the two letters, of which 'Deen' (or 'Dein') is very possible.

David Dein is therefore the Biblical Adam, and is directly responsible for the mess we're all in.

David Dein has a white fluffy cat, similar in some ways to the 4ths, which he is fond of stroking as he contemplates the end of the world that he and his cohorts
have long planned, thus he is truly evil.

also as a little known aside, he is the power behind Davina's tv career, truly, madly, deeply evil.

I've just realised...

DEIN IS THE FOURTHS!!! :o

David Dein was the mastermind behind Goldschlager... the drink containing... er... gold flakes which slice the throat....

...the manufacturers could see through his glass idea, though.

Hooray, the return of my David Dein thread from 606...! :D Nice one Letters! :scarf:

David Dein came up with the congestion charge and invented speed cameras... :devil: :satan:

Dein's numberplate is

EVI 666 L

:o

David Dein is the reason snooker has gone to pot.



Credit goes to JTHT for that one. ;)

Dein made the 606 servers.
And he invented numpties.

Peter Jackson interviewed David Dein before he made LOTR3 but was
put off casting DD as Sauron as he'd never have got it released "man,
he was just too f***ing evil!" FACT.


Buffy, when asked, blamed the Lasagne, but we know she was too scared to face him one on one.

I'm pinning this as it's a 606 classic which ran and ran there :D

Dein made sure Diana and Dodi weren't wearing seatbelts, the bastard.

He wrote the Dream Theater song 'The Root Of All Evil'.


:unsure:

Nice one Letters!

DD = on the grassy knoll

David Dein shot Bambi's mother.

Dein taught the Galactic Emperor everything he knew.

David Dein was the real murderer in Psycho.

David Dein bullied Hannibal Lecter.

Yeah? I thought it was the mother. ;)


Dein makes sure Jade Goody stays famous.

Yup he was her aswell. :D

Dein recommended a woman he knew to John Prescott as a new diary secretary

Dein invented Psychology coursework :angry: :fury:

Dein fathered the darlics and is leader of the borg, cardassians and Go'uald don't be fooled by the belief that sci-fi is fiction. IT'S REAL I TELL YOU!!!!!

(Dein is also responsible for my psychopathic tendencies)

He gets around!

Tsunami on Boxing Day 2004. 'Earthquake'? Pff, yeah right! DEIN!!! :angry:

David Dein caused me to fail my driving test.

Bastard!

Dein shot Martin Luther King, John Lennon AND he wrote the script to "Daddy Daycare" :angry:

David Dein deflowered me!! :yikes:

David Dein arranged the victory parade, should we win the CL, to be on Thursday afternoon, when I'll still be in Paris

(that one is actually true)

David Dein wanted to sign John Stead instead of Theo Walcott...

Hopefully he remembers to leave the Nazi banners at home this time...

We don't want a repeat of last time



Heil Deinler

:lol: Actually, that balcony they stand on at Islington Town Hall has some very 3rd-reich-esque eagles on either side...!

Jack and Jill fell down the hill...yeah right, you know DD set up a trip wire just before the well...

David Dein is not really David Dean but Sir Henry Norris who has been utilising Oil of Ulay ;)

David Dein vandalised the Blue Peter garden

The MONSTER!!!


David Dein ate my last Rolo :(