Ok, this should be good.


As in 2 weeks today I will be in London, incidentally for two weeks...what should I do?



I await the responses with :haha:

I wouldn't have thought either of you would be leaving the house much.

:lol:

Stare at the big things!

Get Lost and annoy the locals by asking for directions

Take a boat trip down the Thames

Go Shoplifting in Harrods

Spend the day in Covent Garden

Attach yourself to a party of Japanese Tourists and see the world from a different perspective.

Get an Oyster card

Drop some Salcombe Smokies into my parents?

take a tour of the Grove

More to come.....................

Visit Madame Tussauds, why you ask.

Cause I've not been in 13 years and I bet its pretty good.

Maccy spend a whole day in the West End pretending not to speak or understand English, that's most amusing for you and anyone you meet.







Pants!, thank God your alive :lol:

I think you should visit wHITE HART LANE , knnel down and offer thanks to the Big G for not making a mistake in who you support.

He's from Plymouth. He won't have to pretend.

I went to Madame Tussauds with my niece a couple of years back and it is really good. I went to the NY one last October, and ours is better.
Take THAT, New York :fingers:

Spend all your time savouring the local rituals, such as eating Jellied eels, dancing in a silly manner to Pearly queen type music, walk around wearing a bowler hat and carry a brolly, ride "the tube" until you get mugged, see the tower (kick a raven and knock the hat off a beefeater) take a zippo lighter into the waxworks and "edit" some of the carvings..........

Oi, geezer, it's not so much what to do but more like what will happen...you'll get ripped off...

Still here's a few suggestions...

Visit the Lamb and Flag and laugh at the men in suits

Visit the Intrepid Fox and laugh at the Danish Goths

Visit the Admiral Duncan and get hit on by one of the locals

Visit the White Horse - the best little Horse House in Soho and you might get to meet Gary Bushell

Visit the King of Corsica and drink with the street porters and street walkers

Visit the Dive Bar of the Kings Head in Soho and laugh at the Art Students

Visit the Polar Bear and get in a fight

Visit the Salisbury to see the fantastic Victorian Mirrors and wonder where all the women are.

Visit the Tom Cribb and wonder how a pub so small can survive..

Visit the Cheshire Cheese and drink in the same pub as Samuel Pepys

Visit the Punch and Judy and gob on the tourists below

The White Horse near Liverpool street is always good for a midweek lunch time drink. Chuck in £1 and you get to see some camel toe too.......

Apparently

:haha: :haha:

Welcome to London

:haha:

Soho

:haha: Very true!

Maybe you could try base jumping off Trent Bridge :lol:

You could go and see the London Aaaaiiiiiii................thats the one in Brixton

go and see old mother brown

eat jellied eels

see the queen

have a right cockerney knees up

do the lambeth walk

Oxford Street

Don't forget Pie and mash with Liquor :)

:sick:
Although if you like that sort of thing then may I recommend Manzies on Chapel Market.

Its just like any other day in London that

how could of forget that eh? :D

i hear all the streets are paved with gold as well?

The nearest to me is on Deptford high street very nice as well suprisingly.

The east end would be your best bet for a good pie and mash........

Nice one in Roman road.

It used to be called Ken Bates Road, but the russian bought that too...

You could start off on Old Kent road, mind the local box, the on to Whitechapel Road, avoiding government officials, then off to Kings Cross station.............

I think you already know Maccy ;)

But that's in Nottingham. :unsure:


And STB, yes I know what you mean. ;)



I'll get the straws.

You could always try diving at the trimmed bush which is down muff street...

but book online first if you want to go the one next to the Thames

Tate Modern/Tate Britain there is a boat between the 2 to save your legs ;) only a couple of quid with your travel card

Soho theatre has alternative stuff (and a shit load cheaper than the mainstream)

Comedy Club

Avoid the OKR like the plague ;)

I thought the London Eye was what happens when you go into all those drinking establishments Nozza mentioned. :D

Hows that secret coming along? ;)

My last visit there started me smoking again........

Great to heckle the comedians though.

Also, why not pop down to greenwich. Tour the cutty sark

It's erm...coming along nicely. ;)

Spill the beans.......

I would stay well away I live near there say a lot for the area :D Nah only kidding nice place and loads of fit women :)

Isn't a secret that thing where no-one knows, rather than everyone?
:unsure:

Yes, I think Maccy will. Repeatedly

:lol: