Which character do you think has the most interesting quotes in battle? Well here's a few quotes that are pretty amusing to hear:

Zhang Fei (Against Lu Bu): Damn! Of all the people to lose to!
Xu Zhu (Enemy): You're alone? And people think I'm stupid.
Zhang He (Ally): Our attack shall be a thing of beauty!
Da Qiao (Enemy): You afraid to fight a girl?
Xiao Qiao (Enemy): Are you lonely? Poor thing!
Diao Chan (Enemy): Come and give me a try!
Yuan Shao (Against Zhen Ji): You witch! You'll pay for what you did to my son!
Meng Huo (Enemy): Hey! I've got a wife and kids to feed!

Zhang He(Struggling): Helpless is not a thing of beauty.

Cao Pi- Aren't you the leader of these southern rubes? Shouldn't you be frollicking in a river?
Sun Quan in responce- Yes but it's getting over crowded, so we dicieded to take your land

Xu Zhu(Death): It's no use. oooh the pain.

Perhaps one of my favorite conversations of all DW games. I was like "You tell him Quan-ay!"

Zhu Rong: Has The Goddess Of Fire met her end?

Zhu Rong: Where have you been?

Da Qiao sounds like she is either being raped, or having an orgasam when she is attacked....

Yue Ying: We will attack the enemy base, fawword!

Diao Chan: SOMEBODY SAVE US!

Dong Zhuo: My paradise is gone
Yuan Shao: my name. Smeared in the mud.

Lol I love that second quote. :D

Yuan Shao has such a distinctive personality and above all a quality dialogue.

I also like his quote when you attack him at Guan Du, because he says something like '' Were you drawn by my sense of power!??''

I am not sure of the exact line because I have not played Dynasty Warriors 5 for a fair bit now.

Zhuge Liang: My plans have failed.
Zhang He: Even More Beauty!

Zhang He: ''Beauty! Come to me!''

Now that quote he says quite freakily. But it sure is great voice acting. ;)

Yeh, Zhang He's so silly in the DWs

I still don't allow the word 'gay' to be used for descriping DW characters. Especially in Zhang He's case.
~LoW~

Yeah he's way over the top in that regard, but it does make him incredibly unique.

Which is why I have always prefered him from the Dynasty Warriors 3 version of himself.

I still love his quote from Dynasty Warriors 3 when Ma Su retreats back to the Shu camp at Jie Ting and he charges you downhill in a cutscene.

''Downhill charge like falling blossoms!''.....''My people lets dance around them!''

The cutscenes delivers the sense of mayhem which lacks from later games, because its only a short scene, has great dialogue, has great sound effects and gives the impression for you to panick and turn around because you can see them speedily coming downhill.

The cutscene before that one puts me in hysterix because of the way his units are stanced lol.

I think calling a DW character Gay is appropriate...

And LoW, what do you mean especially Zhang He? He's the gayest out of the lot.

Zhang He's flying the Rainbow Flag.

He's batting for the other team.

No, he's not. Do you realise how big difference there's between arrogant/narcicst person and gay? People should have realised this already >_>.

Next person who calls him or other DW character as gay will be warned.

Can I say that Xu Zhu sounds retarded?

Xu Zhu: It's no use. Oh the pain. That makes me want to crap myself with laughter.

I think Zhang He's parents thought he was a girl...
'Elegance!!!'

I'm pretty sure he has a mild case Down's Syndrome or something, so you can probably safely say that. And yeah, he also has some weird dialogue, so that comment's safe too.

...what? What do his parents have to do with it? Is "Zhang He" a girl's name?

Cao Pi is trying to make a good joke that Zhang He's parents thought he was a female and therefore raised him to be one, which led to his current DW attitude, however this joke is not understood by some people and therefore is not that successful.

Yeahyou got it! it wasn't funny though... O, well! it can't kill me...or can it?

No, that's not it...I'm just a bit slow sometimes...especially today...zzzzzzzz

I get it now that someone explained it. It's not a bad joke -_- I guess it would explain a lot, though! Gay or not, Zhang He is definitely feminine. We can just blame his dumb*** parents! Actually, I've heard about cases like that, where a parent wanted a child of the other gender so much that they raised the poor kid wrong on purpose.

Poor Zhang He! No wonder he's no narcissistic. He needs to be confident in himself to escape the harsh memories of his past! T_T

Well, I wouldn't say Xu Zhu is retarded >_>. He's just being himself. Anyway, I accept that word because at least it doesn't insult his sexuality.

However, this discussion ends now and if someone still has something to say, you can always PM me.

And I'm moving this thread to DW section.

Zhang He in DW5XL Xtreme Mode as roaming bandits creating trouble.

Kill hidden officer guarding the supply base, watch as another hidden officer flees.
"Argh! Our base has fallen!" *bwooosh* -generic stupid officer has retreated the battlefield!-

Zhang He - "Lately I came to believe that this place is not good for my skin..."
*bwooosh* -the generic stupid officer's retreat has decreased Zhang He's morale!"

Kill Zhang He without his hyper form.

Zhang He - "I was a fool to be deceived by such a beauty. YOU shall be my idol of beauty now!"

*bwooosh* -Zhang He has been captured-

Quote in DW5 (Event Movie) :

~ Xing Cai : "It's for my father and for Shu. My lord, I should protect you."

Quote in DW5 (Game Event) :

~ Zhu Rong : "Now, you're a great king, you know! "

I don't remember others for the moment... ^^

Cao Cao: Speed is of the essence, follow me!

I've already mentioned this in the other forum, just so you know. ^_^

(When running too far out in the battlefield)
Sun Ce: "Hey! Only I can do that!"

(As Zhuge Liang, facing Sima Yi alone)
Sima Yi: "Zhuge Liang! You're alone... where's the ambush...?"

(In DW5: Empires, when Gan Ning the ruler dubs his five generals)
Gan Ning: "Today, I'm going to call you The Five Strong Bells."
Would be funny if they were going to start a band or something... :lol:

(The taunt)
Dong Zhuo: "You are a coward! No... You are vermin that makes a coward look braver!"

(The taunt responce)
Zhuge Liang: "You give me the right to respond to your taunt."

(Another taunt)
Ling Tong: "Tell you what: If I tie both my hands, would you still dare to face me, coward?"

(Ignoring the taunt)
Xiahou Yuan: "Yeah, yeah, right... Now you're happy?"

(DW5: Empires, when nobody commands)
Zhang Fei: "Do whatever you want, just get out of my way!"

(DW5: Empires, when leaving the base)
Dong Zhuo: "Is no one guarding the base? Get up you lazy swine!"

Dong Zhuo: "Muhahaha! Kill them all!"

(Another taunt ignoration)
Diao Chan: "Shouldn't you be embarassed saying that?"

(True Musou)
Yuan Shao: "Peasant scum!"
Lu Bu: "Get lost, you scum!"
Wouldn't it sound funnier if you changed "scum" to "skunk" instead?

(Cao Pi complimenting Zhen Ji)
Cao Pi: "Your charm is deadlier than any weapon."

And what was now about Huang Zhong's taunt quote? It was long and funny.

DW5:E

Dong Zhou: I hate defence. YOU DO IT!

Don't mean to sound like a Grammar Nazi, but it's spelt response.

Just about anything that Zhang He says, and "You dare mess with what belongs to ME? How brave of you." Dong Zhou DW5E after my brother beat Li Ru into a pulp.

Zhang He looks like Vega, but unlike Vega.. He talks. Zhang He isn't gay.. He's just the Pretty boy of DW, sides he's cool..

Zhang He's a bit too flamboyant. He just makes me really nervous.

lol yeh with his huge claw wepons and his "beautiful" dancing but i love zhang he aswell hes definatly one of my favs ^_^

By beautiful you mean painful.

lol :lol: Zhang He has funny quotes ^^

Others Characters Quotes (I don't remenber exactly, but it looks like that) (Game Events) :

~ Lu Bu : "Someone can give me a defiant challenge !"

~ Sun Ce : "Hey ! Zhou Yu ! We started without you ! Now you are here, it's becoming interesting !"

"Who else seeks death?"~Lu Bu Koei just had to go and get rid of it. <_<

"Your one of those rubes from Wu aren't you? Shuldn't you be frolecking in a river somewhere?" ~Cao Pi I don't recall his exact words but I believe he says something like that when your playing as Sun Quan at He Fei castle.

"Ah, Upon seeing my beauty you have realised your own deformity."~Zhang He

I remember this when I took over a base with Sun Ce

" YEAH WE DID IT! ..Wasn't that fun? " It cracked my up everything I heard it and I really went to every base with him, was so funny to hear it every time.

DW5: XL, Husband and Wives challenge.

I was playing as Xiao Qiao and at one point I ran into Da Qiao & Sun Ce, I started to attack Sun Ce and then Da Qiao got pissed off lmao. I couldn't stop laughing everytime she said that lol.

Da Qiao: "Lord Sun Ce! How dare you touch my husband!"

I remember the cutscene between Xiahou Yuan and Zhang He...it was so funny whan Zhang He got Xiahou yuan to do that pose...

I think the dialogue was something about how a general must always appear calm, or something, can someone help me out?

Another funny example is when Cao Ren faces Gan Ning, that triggers a scene.
Cao Ren: "There is one thing that I can't get along with. And it is guys like you who are looking for a fight."
Gan Ning: "Oh, and what should that weapon of yours do? Sewing...? Hahaha!"
Cao Ren: "Silence!"