More on that here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotlan...est/7095134.stm

Uh, this is something I thought not possible but I guess I underestimated Human creativity. After reading this, I thought this was something I had to share with here since it's such a, uh, unique piece of news. :lol:

He got send to jail for three years of his life for humping a bicycle?

Nah, not jail. He's on the Sex Offenders Register for three years and is on probation. He's not in the big house. He's still free. The act itself was relatively harmless but really shocking and disturbing and that's what got him those three years on that list.

Lol. My friend had told me about this a few days ago. This is one of the more ridiculous things that goes on in this world.

That's so messed up
But I've heard another weird story, but I don't think it's suitable to talk about it :wacko:

seeems a bit strong putting him on the sex offenders list considering he forgot to close his curtains

:lol: I dont want to know what is behind his house -.-. invasion of privacy :lol:

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I've actually seen on websites that a method of masturbation for men is "humping" in between two firmly held pillows or even between a bed's mattress and bed frame. In the sexual society that is common and not deemed bizarre behavior.

But this man, possibly drunk, doing this...? I mean he wasn't destroying property or anything. People are allowed to masturbate and fornicate in hotel rooms...but apparently not "hump". Where as the guy is NOT my hero, I think this was taken a bit far.

That is called "Dry Humping" or "Frottage." Basically its Outercourse :lol:

WTF is with these topics!

He humped the bicycle without his curtains drawn in plain view of other people. That's actually anti-social behaviour. I'm surprised that he didn't get a harsher sentence for that, ie a hefty fine.

That certainly was illuminating, A Guy Violating a Bike.... what will we have next? :mellow:

I know Nurses, I've heard the funniest stories of sexual accidents.

That can't be bad as someone who married their dog in India. o.o

Haha! Wow..he was humpin his bike. What's more funny to me, is the random ad below all the posts is of "Bicycle-Engines.com"!

Nobody ever better give that man a motorcycle..

That's......interesting, for lack of a better word, lets just hope he doesnt try to get any children out of the dog.

Lol! If that man ever did..well..watch this video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sTtBNiAK1iI
2 minutes in..well..peta loves chickens!...........

ew..

Hmm... I guess that he got turned on all of a sudden with nothing around to pleasure him? :unsure:

And yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree couldn't?

.... Ewww... what the hell's wrong with him...

The guy must have been lonely..

The bike deserves a fair trial. Vehicle rights! lolz

*Looks at video... *
Gods what the hell is wrong with people?

:lol: :lol: i cant stop laughing!!! :lol: :lol:
how could a guy do that to his bike :( ...

true enough that would quite dangerous not just to him but everyone else espicealy if he had the motor running

HA HA HA HA HA :blink:

well a guy in england divorced his wife so he could be together with his donkey, he went onto tv with his donkey and they were pulling right on the talkshow talk about eeeew.

o i saw this article ages bout that man i wasnt tht shocked i just laffed cos he cant get any....

You do know if you screw a animal the animal bleeds internally and dies soon right? and if you do it with a dog your penis might get struck with the animal... I learned this from my bio class lol.

wired times our genaration is living in or what?

Oh wow, that is just gross but very interesting information though. But still, humping your own bike is just messed up.

I don't know either to laugh or to be shocked. One thing I'm sure is that this "act" is horribly, horribly disturbing.

Hmm I think this is ridiculous. How to do that with the bike! But it's a pity though, he sentenced for 3 years.

now that would be a hard one to lie to the doctor about :lol:

true

Last I checked, you can't offend a bicycle. :(

Even sexually.

Now now Slick, Bicycles are people too

yeah :blink: ..... sure they are

next they are going to think that plants are people to and that pigs can fly :lol:

the whole is disturbing :o ...but funny!! :lol:

yeah it is weird why do people do these things anyway did they just go wacky or did they do it for a laugh?