New game. It works exactly like the "I need" game. You type in "<name> is" into Google and see what comes up. :)

I start.

John is a master storyteller and he uses the power of memorable stories to impact both the heart and mind of his audience. (I only need to impact Nora.)

John is available for seminars on sake, as well as consulting on sake-related projects. (If Nora comes to them, O.K.)

John is a spirit who lives with me each day, and he holds my hand and teaches me. (Er…)

John Is Dating Your Sister (I am not!)

John is a Little Bitch. (How dare you speak of me this way?!)

John is a product of twelve and a half years of New York City public school. (I never went to America!)

John is out of the game. (What?)

John is not terribly competent; he has difficulty with a lot of things. (…)

John is dead. (o.o)

John is Alive (Much better)

John is just bitter and jealous about this phenomenon. (…)

John is looking VERY hot these days. (Oh yeah. *smoothes hair*)

John is the greatest person ever born on earth. (Nothing further to add)

Katherine is foul-tempered.

Katherine is not exactly happy but accepts her life.

Katherine is widely recognized as one of the world's leading experts on consumer privacy.

Katherine is one! Katherine is one!

Katherine is truly a shopping vet!

Katherine is very conscientous, a hard worker and reliable in all cases.

Katherine is the victim of their laziness and irresponsibility.

Hehe! You're one! You're one!

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Anna is nervous and frightened by her new circumstances. (Y-yes, I am…)

anna is most attracted to long, tubular flowers (*faint*)

Anna Is Still Here (Y-yes…)

Anna is still better. (N-no, I-I’m not)

Anna is in her grave. (Please no, I’ll be good)

Anna is short and front of mouth. (I try not to backtalk. I’m sorry.)

Anna is thorough, inventive, sensitive, and has a great sense of limits. (I’m sorry.)

Anna is born to a mother who is physically and verbally abusive and a distant. (*cry*)

Anna is a reminder of everything that was. (*cry more*)

anna.is. anna.is. anna.is. anna.is. (It’s O.K., I know how you feel)

anna is ron weasly (o.o)

anna is a spanna (@_@)

Anna is defined. (N-no, I-I-I…)

Anna Is Being Stalked (*faint*)

You are indeed looking very hot these dayse, Lord Wothersham. Why is that, I wonder?

Charlotte is not like other sheep. She is bold and daring and won't be told what to do. ...I... Excuse me, sheep?!

Charlotte is able to keep calm by withdrawing from situations - Well, I... Who've you been talking to?

Charlotte is Wise, Patient, and Caring - I am indeed! :) I like this game.

Charlotte is out of control - I don't like it so much anymore.

Charlotte is on maternity leave - WHAT?!!! *Panic-attack* Who said I was expecting?!

Madeline is sleeping

Madeline is still alive

Dorian is Kitten's 2005 Spokesmodel.

Dorian is also available as a podcast.

all the rest are examples of Dorian Grey which kinda go with Dorian Clayborne and aren't that funny. lol.

"Gwyneth is nuts!" <.< >.>

"Gwyneth is a total SNOB" -.-

"Gwyneth is suited for a profession involving beauty or pleasure" o.O

"Gwyneth is trying to contain her excitement to contain her excitement" - sounds like she failed at that.

"Gwyneth is a snake" <_<

Tamsin is a young woman who died over 300 years ago.

Tamsin is blue (wearing blue! :) )

Tamsin is paying attention to someone (>.<' No names, no names, thank you)

Tamsin is still drunk in the hospital and she wants out!!!