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Title: Another Reason why dance teachers are evil.


Syaoransbear - April 18, 2006 08:01 PM (GMT)
At age 11, I was forced to wear THESE PANTS for our dance recital (plus competitions). I cried trying to get into these pants they were so small.

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The white circle is a piece of paper I put inside the waist of the pants so you can see just how small the waist is. If I were to put the PS2 controller inside the waist of the pants, it would just fit.

These pants probably wouldn't be so bad if they could fucking stretch.. These pants will stretch about 1-2 inches, that's it.

Cheamo - April 18, 2006 08:05 PM (GMT)
The PS2 controller is clearly only there because that horrific event is what drove you into the comforting arms of DDR. :D

melie - April 18, 2006 09:47 PM (GMT)
Holyshit, your dance teacher was a fucking psycho.

Juno - April 18, 2006 09:57 PM (GMT)
TRY HAVING YOUR INSTRUMENT BREAK MID CONCERT WHEN YOU WERE LIKE YEAR 4 THAT WAS UPSETTING.

Cheamo - April 18, 2006 10:02 PM (GMT)
Well try getting raped by a troll when you're like 4, that's upsetting... and painful.


Seriously though, that does suck.

Citin - April 18, 2006 10:05 PM (GMT)
Ya well La Danse is a bunch of fucking Nazi's shauna so don't feel bad...

Syaoransbear - April 18, 2006 11:03 PM (GMT)
oh yeah I think your sister might have been in my class that year tin tin. Does she still go there?

Bob Dole - April 18, 2006 11:38 PM (GMT)
lol, Tin tin. On another note, holy that is small. Thank God for DDR.

Citin - April 19, 2006 11:37 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Syaoransbear @ Apr 18 2006, 05:03 PM)
oh yeah I think your sister might have been in my class that year tin tin. Does she still go there?

Ya they both do...

Juno - April 20, 2006 04:44 PM (GMT)
I went and measured myself using a PS2 controller. I don't think it would be able to make it even past the lower bit of one of my thighs.

Donkey Konga > DDR

Bob Dole - April 20, 2006 04:47 PM (GMT)
HERETIC! THAT GAME IS HORRIBLE, BECAUSE NINTENDO WAS TRYING TO COPY IDEAS!

Juno - April 20, 2006 04:50 PM (GMT)
It's really good fun. =( Also I don't see how just because someone was copying something it's awful. They pulled it off well even if they were copying ideas.

Danielle - April 20, 2006 05:02 PM (GMT)
Donkey Konga is super amazing, I'm good at it, which is what makes it different from DDR :(

Juno - April 20, 2006 05:14 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Danielle @ Apr 20 2006, 06:02 PM)
Donkey Konga is super amazing

A compadre! We should form the pro-Donkey Konga League or the Anti DDR league. :thumbs:

Danielle - April 20, 2006 05:18 PM (GMT)
I'd be up for that.

Cheamo - April 20, 2006 05:44 PM (GMT)
I've never played it :(

Juno - April 20, 2006 05:57 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Cheamo @ Apr 20 2006, 06:44 PM)
I've never played it :(

Well then you know what you must do!

melie - April 20, 2006 08:55 PM (GMT)
Those pants are really starting to scare me...

Hey_dude - April 20, 2006 09:00 PM (GMT)
Can you even fit in those?

Even if uncomfortably, It would be a feat to fit in those. You must be much smaller than your coat and baggy clothes suggest.

I doubt my little sister could even wear those. But she may have to.
My little sister is getting too big for her kilt and needs a new one, but instead of joining Highland dance again, she may be going into Hiphop.

My parents think that it will be cheaper, so they agree.

Jenko - April 20, 2006 09:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hey_dude @ Apr 20 2006, 03:00 PM)
Can you even fit in those?

Even if uncomfortably, It would be a feat to fit in those. You must be much smaller than your coat and baggy clothes suggest.

I doubt my little sister could even wear those. But she may have to.
My little sister is getting too big for her kilt and needs a new one, but instead of joining Highland dance again, she may be going into Hiphop.

My parents think that it will be cheaper, so they agree.

cool is ur family like scottish or somethin?


Syaoransbear - April 21, 2006 06:11 AM (GMT)
I'm in hiphop at the moment. It's horrible. I have yet to find a hiphop dance teacher that knows what she is doing.

Danielle - April 21, 2006 07:07 AM (GMT)
I used to take tap dancing, and ballet. But I quit in like kindergarten.

melie - April 21, 2006 11:19 AM (GMT)
I quit ballet back in first grade after I tripped, fell, and ripped my tutu during a recital.

I also took gymnastics until third grade, but I quit after I feel off the balancing beam during a competition, hit my head, and got a concussion.

Don't even get me started with smimming, karate, and piano........ :(

Juno - April 21, 2006 04:16 PM (GMT)
DON'T DO EXTRA CURRICULLA ACTIVITIES. SPEND MORE TIME ON THE FORUM.

I can't beleive I even have to tell you to do that. >:(

Citin - April 21, 2006 07:51 PM (GMT)
HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheamo - April 21, 2006 08:48 PM (GMT)
Why would you want to do extra-curricullars anyays? :???: Unless you're getting paid because you're spoiled or something and your parents want you to be normal and involved. :whistle:

Juno - April 22, 2006 02:50 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Cheamo @ Apr 21 2006, 09:48 PM)
your parents want you to be normal and involved. :whistle:

Oh god. My mum went through a stage like a few months ago of being like "You should get out and join a football club or play squash or any sport! You need to get out there a socialise, meet new people and be active."

It's more the "meeting new people" bit that's the turn off. Tyrano, knows what I mean.

Tyrano Thierem - April 22, 2006 04:27 PM (GMT)
Yes... Yes I do.... If I gave your number out to some..."help lines"... would that be a bad thing?

Cheamo - April 22, 2006 05:24 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Juno @ Apr 22 2006, 08:50 AM)
Oh god. My mum went through a stage like a few months ago of being like "You should get out and join a football club or play squash or any sport! You need to get out there a socialise, meet new people and be active."

It's more the "meeting new people" bit that's the turn off. Tyrano, knows what I mean.

My mom doesn't say stuff like that too often, but she's totally always thinking it.

Juno - April 22, 2006 05:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Tyrano Thierem @ Apr 22 2006, 05:27 PM)
Yes... Yes I do.... If I gave your number out to some..."help lines"... would that be a bad thing?

Yes. Yes very very, very, bad.

QueenieKai - April 27, 2006 11:41 PM (GMT)
At least no one was kicked out of ballet because her teacher couldn't stand her... LIKE ME! XD God, that was hiliarious.

I never quit anything... maybe other than handbell, but that was because that stupid nun is such a bitch.

melie - April 28, 2006 02:01 AM (GMT)
Oh god, handball fucking sucks.

Anyhow, in 7th grade, I made the mistake of signing up for Chorus instead of orchestra or band or musical theory like a smart person would. I suck at singing of any kind, and I had to do auditions. I was placed in the last row. The best singers were in the first row, and they got worse as they went back. Just goes to show how nice MY teacher was...

QueenieKai - April 28, 2006 05:09 AM (GMT)
Not handball... handbell. :D It's bells. I played A, B, and A/B flat/minor or something. I would occasionaly switch to C, D, CD Flat/minor. That nun was seriously more than I can handle.

Melie, you sing really well. I've heard it! YOU. SING. REALLY. WELL. >:( Get it into your system!


Juno - April 28, 2006 06:11 PM (GMT)
Queenie stop snorting or go and see a doctor for help.

Tyrano Thierem - April 28, 2006 06:16 PM (GMT)
Dr. Phil!!

QueenieKai - April 29, 2006 01:00 AM (GMT)
Heyy! I did not snort in here! Plus, I DID go to the doctor for it. My sinuses are all clogged up and wouldn't clear!

Juno - April 29, 2006 03:55 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (RealisticMe @ Apr 29 2006, 02:00 AM)
Heyy! I did not snort in here! Plus, I DID go to the doctor for it. My sinuses are all clogged up and wouldn't clear!

QUOTE
At least no one was kicked out of ballet because her teacher couldn't stand her... LIKE ME! XD God, that was hiliarious.

I never quit anything... maybe other than handbell, but that was because that stupid nun is such a bitch.

This post has been edited by Juno on Apr 28 2006, 07:10 PM


That is where I editted out a snort.

Cheamo - April 29, 2006 11:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Juno @ Apr 29 2006, 09:55 AM)
QUOTE
At least no one was kicked out of ballet because her teacher couldn't stand her... LIKE ME! XD God, that was hiliarious.

I never quit anything... maybe other than handbell, but that was because that stupid nun is such a bitch.

This post has been edited by Juno on Apr 28 2006, 07:10 PM


That is where I editted out a snort.

All hail our mighty facist leader or Anything and Everything!

QueenieKai - April 29, 2006 11:59 PM (GMT)
A snort, it's not like I'm leaving boogers all around. Gee....




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