A) Stab yourself in the leg.
B- Go on a killing rampage without bullet resistant armour


Seriously, it's a bad Idea.

I'll post a picture of the resulting wound tomorrow, after I'm allowed to remove the bandage and change it, but in order of events, I was fooling around, and moved too far to stab behind me and caught my leg...and made it look like a vagina.

It was still dry by the time I got my pants off, but was starting to bleed and gave me the impression of being on the rag.


Step one if said event happen through carelessness- Don't let the meat out.

Step two, wrap it in some cloth
Three: Tie a belt around it to slow the flow of blood.
four, Get your mother fucking ass to a mother fucking medical facility.

Note, keep wound above head or face passing out.

Well that was daft.

dumbass

hey, near fatal wounds are reason enough to skip school right?

it's saturday

It'll still be there monday.

:^_^:


How is a leg wound near-fatal? Although I encourage missing as much school as possible because of it.

There are some big veins in the thigh.

Especially Big Beefy thighs like mine, they use a lot of blood.

I think you would have to be bleeding for a long long time to actually do any permanent damage.

If you stab someone on the inside of the thighs they can bleed to death pretty quickly although to do it yourself would raise numberous and often confusing questions.

It was an accident!!

Cutting yourself on the inside of your thighs so no one can see, ehhh?

I TODL YOU FUCKERS THAT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

I WAS CONSIDERED LEAGALLY INSANE (Becuase this was within some time of just waking up)

And I thought it was impossible to do something like that by accident.

How could it be impossible to cut yourself with a sharp object? That statement is almost as dumb as actually doing it. (No offense Hey_dude)

Some taken. Also, I changed the bandages and got pictures, But I'm not sure weather to put nsfw tags around these.


So I'm going to just in case.
[nsfw]Close up [/nsfw]
[nsfw]location [/nsfw]

So I realized I was only about two-three inches away from self-castration.

there's no way a wound that small could've been fatal

BOY OH BOY THAT ONE INCH CUT SURE IS LETHAL!

It definitely looked better without stitches, but I said it was almost lethal.

Besides, it wasn't me saying that is was almost fatal, that was the doctor that done stitched me up.

Edit, why do you think bullet wounds kill people, those are smaller yet than mine.

Edit 2:

It may not have been a large stab, but the location is what set it off.

Heres a scan from my pocketbook, with relative location of my wound.
Note the vein I have highlighted: The great saphenous Vein, a superficial vein, longest in the body. no more than an inch over and I may have hit it.

good job nick, you almost castrated yourself

Hey, I was two inches from that.

Yeah, he said almost.

Far enough.

You wouldn't kill yourself. Even if you got the vein, you would be able to go to the hospital in time. Remember just add pressure and elevate. If you got the artery, there would be different problems.

well, arteries in the leg are a little harder to hit by accident.

but think about it bob, 11:40AM on a saturday, how long would I have lain there before my parents suspected something.

How long did you have to wait at the hospital is the real question here.

*insert line from Rent that involves the amount of minutes in a year*

You know, even though you were stabbed, your voice is still functional. Unless you are just going to sit there with a sword in you.

A bullet wound is much, much worse than a stab wound. You can just hold a stab closed, a bullet will bleed out unless you have gauze. A bullet will break your bones and tears deep into your flesh. Your wound isn't even close to comparable with a bullet wound.

like two seconds because it's lunch time on a saturday and everyone is up by then.

I get light-headed around such things, and my mom was out so my dad and sister were playing video games upstairs.

I couldn't have just held my wound closed, the meat underneath the skin was torn and I didn't feel like touching it. but yes, my wound is much less severe than a bullet wound. but it's deeper than a picture of the stitches looks. A bullet wound would look even smaller, and yet it is much more lethal.

My dad wouldn't have expected me up by three.



All in all, I admit it wasn't as severe as I made it sound, it could have been-under extreme circumstances-But it plain wasn't. I lose at cool, but win at mediocrity.

I think it was 525k

There are no winners in mediocrity.

525,600 obviously.

That's what I was trying to remember :'(

PS. Hi from work, Danielle!

i was wondering if you were home or not, then being confused.


hi!

I'm at home... with where I am right now. And by that I mean I wish I was home. Or something.

3 stitches? That's all?

I've had about 80 stitches in my day, granted not all in the same place, but c'mon man. SUCK IT UP.

Wow. I've never had stitches.

Cause I never go outside B)

I was a pretty active, clumsy kid. Still kind of am, just less active.

Man... everyone's post count is so damn high. Friggin. I got into the game pretty late.