I was really pissed off at the.lamp because he said that his mom was forcing him to go to the US for a couple weeks so I'd never get to see him. Then I found out that he actually wanted to go because he was going to go to outer space so I jumped out a window into this field and I ran across it while lamp tried to catch me. I went underground and there were all of these tunnels and little rooms. I WAS IN THE INTERNET.

Me and lamp looked through all of the little dirt rooms and on the door of one of them there were some user names. Tyrano was listed and we were like "we fianlly found tyrano!!" and then I woke up.

what

Some lil' fag got pwnt!

Again with the constant originality.

actually my dreams ripped off the jumping out of a window and running through a field idea from the episode of cyber six that was on last night :/

I was talking to Cliff anyways.

FINE THEN GAWD break my heart! :'(

I'm pretty sure this is 4 since I made 3 on t'other place. I'm over due a dream, havn't had one in a while.

Sorry dawl, that's just how I roll B)

I had a dream and a bunch a stuff happened, 's cool.

Acid-induced hallucinations don't count as dreams.

For some reason I dreamed the same thing for eight hours, it was just a shiny red shoe on a penistool ( :???: )

I had a dream I was looking for this guy at my school named Mike, he was like hiding or something...

I found him, then we went to the library, it was exactly like my 4th period spare.

I'd like to note that I don't agree with peeing in little girls' mouths, I just dream about it. >_>.

I was a little girl about 9 or so, and I was running beside a mini waterfall when I saw some gross looking cowboy getting firewood. I sneaked around him so he couldn't see me and I ran deeper into the forest. I saw a huge gorilla in a little house made with sticks. We talked for a bit before I left him, and I found the cowboy's cabin. He was groaning on the ground and complaining about his stomach hurting.

He told me about how he found this little girl who was about 6 or so. This part sort of went all movieish because there was a flashback and I could see everything. They were both having sex, and then the girl pushed him away and started sucking his penis. Then she sort of did something with her hand, and he started uncontrollably urinating in her mouth.

After the cowboy told me this he vomited up everything in his stomach. He told me to get a doctor, so I left to get him one. This dream I had twice in a row. In the first dream I left him to die by the waterfall because I was so disgusted by what he did. In this version, the girl was a total whore and the cowboy puked because even he was disgusted by peeing in her mouth so I felt bad for him.

Anyways I went back by the waterfall and climbed up the side of it. I needed to get across a river, but the only way I would have been able to is if I jumped across some logs. The gorilla came up behind me and told me he knew the cowboy. We went back to the cowboy's cabin and I told the gorilla about him pissing in a girl's mouth. The gorilla laughed and said "What's wrong with that? That's the best part about sex." He picked up the cowboy and we went through this underground tunnel in the cowboy's basement. Then I woke up.

Did the gorilla have a really deep voice, like a cartoonish sort of deep voice, because that's what I imagine it having.

it was deep, but not reaaaallyy deep. It wasn't very gorillaish now that I think of it.

Okay so I slept about 15 hours last night so I had many, MANY dreams.

I can't remember what order some of them were in, so I'll just start with what I know.

I was running through the woods, and then I fell through a hole. I was discussing grad pix with some friends, and we were showing ours to each other. Mine came in, and I opened them, but they weren't my grad pix, they were photos of when I was little. I though this was very strange.

Next, it switches to where I am my current age, but living in the house I lived in when I was little. I was going around the house with a video camera, taking videos of my cats and stuff, and watching homemade videos from when I was little. I go down into the kitchen, and my dad is discussing how he's looking forward to seeing me in a play that night. I say coo, then go outside.

My little sister comes out and says, 'MOM AND DAD ARE GOING OUT TO DINNER. HURRY, STOP THEM, THEY JUST GOTTA SEE YOUR PLAY TONIGHT' so for some reason I get all frantic and start chasing cars in the road, then realize that our cars are still in the driveway. I look at my sister, and she says 'haha april fools'. I go inside, and my dad yells at me.

He says, "WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT YOUR PLAY WAS TONIGHT AND NOT IN MID APRIL' so I say 'You're dumb for believing that, our plays in the spring are always in april, you should have known better". He sends me to my room.

I get up there, the phone rings. I answser it, but for some reason I can't talk and all I can do is cough and murmer 'k' and 'hold on'. (I hate dreams when I can't talk) and there's this guy on the phone and he says to take my time, to talk when I can. He hangs up and tells me to call back.

I'm like wtf, and I star69 him when I can talk again.

This chick answers, she's got a southern american accent and kinda sounds weird. I say that someone had just called me from that phone number, a guy, and I hadn't gotten his name. The girl says that she's sorry, but he just left, and that I had the cutest accent. I'm like, k...

So then the guy that calls me arrives, he's blond and kinda tall. I don't get his name, but he threatens to kidnap me and cut my bones into drinking glasses (don't know what that means...) and I'm like, k.

So he takes me off to this place where there's a lotta water and to this house in the middle of it. I go inside, it's tiny and there's only bunk beds, a stove and fridge, and upstairs is a balcony with a toilet, washbin, and a closet. I go inside the closet, and appear in this other place.

Now I'm in a big fruity valley with flowers and a smiling sunshine and talking kittens and the flowers are singing. I'm an animated cartoon, and very blonde. I start dancing and prancing around and singing a very fruity song, my arm linked with a unicorn. All of a sudden, I get vicious, my eyes turn red, and I take out a dagger and stab the unicorn to death, and watch it bleed and laugh a lot. Then, I stab all the flowers and kittens, and eat them, then I attack the sun and burn to death. It hurts, and feels weird like the way dreams do. Then it feels like I'm falling, and I wake up.

I fall asleep again later on, and am shopping for a prom dress. I try on a bunch, but none fit and they are all ugly. So I leave with my friends, and we complete missions that a rabbit tells us to do. We compete for the main prize, a trip to disneyland, and start to kill each other, via Battle Royale. We have those weird collars on and I try to take mine off and I explode and die.


In the next scene, it's like I'm trapped in a mario videogame. There's the theme song playing the background, and I walk into princess peach's castle and go up the stairs. It's like it is in Paper Mario I, and I make my way up to Peach's room. Inside, she and mario are sexxing it, so I'm all oops sorry and leave

Amazingly enough, I finally wake up.

My mom left her fannypack somewhere, and she was all pissed off at me because for some reason it was my fault. I went on a mighty search for it and I found it in the camper because we were going camping. There were a couple thousand dollars in the fannypack. I gave it back to my mom and she was pissed off at me again because she went and bought a new one, and now that I found her old one she was going to feel bad about buying the new one. I was like "wtf there is like $5000 in here" but she didn't care.

Then I got captured by some dudes with some other people. I don't really remember who they were, I think nick might have been one of them. We were put on a canveyor belt full of candy, and I mostly stuck to the limewires. There was a girl there, and we shared the last red limewire. Then she found some more but they were red and green and I said "oh they smell like strawberry kiwi" and she said "no these are the same kind we just had" Clearly she was wrong but she looked kind of butch so I didn't bother her.

There were some pencils and pencil sharpeners on the conveyor belt, and everyone was told to sharpen a pencil through the intercom. I was sad because when I sharpened mine it looked like a bomb. Nick's pencil looked normal and I was jealous. Then after we got to the top, I was told that I was the chosen one to bomb the world. All I had to do was take the pencil and stab it at a map and then a bomb would drop onto the place I stabbed. I bombed everything and then I woke up. I probably bombed myself or something. That pencil was sweet.

It starts out where I'm getting ready for prom, and I'm wearing this dress that I wore to 10th grade prom to school for the day. I get ready, and my mom yells and yells at me about retarted crap.

I almost forget that I am wearing the wrong dress, and remember to grab my new prom dress I bought last week.

I get to school, somehow wearing regular clothes, but get there at 8:02 (2 min. late) and get lectured at by a teacher of mine.

Then I kinda wake up.

Retarded. RETARDED DAMNIT.

I had a dream my mom replaced the counters with this black stonelike material. Then (IRL) my mom came back with black stone samples for the counters today. They looked good in my dream.

Okay so I'm in my prom dress again, at school dancing and dancing and dancing.

This guy from my school keeps re apperaing in my dreams, we chat for awhile.

I go into the restroom and this one girl is there and she looks odly like my old enemy.

She is, but then her face turns into MINE!

Then I wake up.

I had a dream that involved a really cute South Korea girl and a place that looked like a mix of my old school and my house. All I can remember is that we made out and then she left. Then I went off to tell everyone, couldn't find anyone and the woke up.

This dream was clearly reminding me of how awesome things happen when nobody is looking.

There was this little savage girl that everyone in our village knew. I hated her, I think, because I really wanted to hurt her. She was really protective of her stuff, so one day when she was fishing I stole her journals because they were her most valuable things to her. When I was running off, I could hear her freaking out and accusing everyone of taking them. I hid them in a garbage can in my house, and then I went to dance practice.

Stuff happens at dance and nobody wants to be my partner and I have to dance with the teacher :/.

This guy who looked like Aaron only really fat came to our dance place and told me that Travis and some other people were killing baby alligators. Me, Fat Aaron, Aaron, Some guy who looked like a faggot and Tyler showed up at the swamp to find tonnes of little dead baby alligators. Except they weren’t alligators they were crocodiles I don’t know why I thought they were alligators in my dream.

From behind me, a huge crocodile comes running at us. I jump onto a fallen tree beside it and it runs past me. Everyone starts climbing trees, but the crocodiles could climb trees too, and some mothers were already in the trees and trying to fall on top of us. There’s really no way to explain this, but we all slowly make our way up the trees by dodging the crocodiles. The guy who looked like a faggot went completely insane. He was singing songs in the trees, and a mother crocodile got a hold of him in her claw. She stood up on her back legs and said “I understand how horrifying this must be to make this man go insane.” She lifts up her butt and her huge vagina opens up. Some eggs sticking to the side of her vagina fall onto the ground. “Don’t come here again.” And then she sticks the faggots head in her vagina and snaps it shut, severing his neck. Blood shoots everywhere like a shower head.

Okay so I'm at this sort of ski hill, and I'm skiing. After awhile, I start to feel sick, so I leave. I enter this kind of mall, and all the stores have disney bedding, and that's it. Lots and lots of fuzzy blankets, pillows, sheets, and more. I leave the mall and am suddenly driving.

I'm driving my car, and my dad gets out of his car and goes into a store, and tells me to come back soon. I drive around in a loop, and get back, and try to parallel park. However, my brakes seemed to have failed, so I pretty much crash into my dad's car in the process and smash up both cars pretty good. My dad comes out and yells at me.

Next my dad and my uncle and I are walking in this forest (looks like one of the trails at the local nature center) and going donw a path. I take a wrong turn, and end up sort of in a tv episode of Gilmore Girls.

Rory and Lane are talking to one another, and this is where Lane just gave birth, and she screams "I FINALLY HAD MY BABIES, YESSs!" her mother is there, and so is Rory's mother. Lorelai brings in this funky TV thing that's showing a cartoon guy farting, and people start to laugh.

That's about it.

*Sigh* just had a nightmare about the accident. I probably will for weeks on end.

So I was driving, gravel caught my tire, blah blah blah.

Only this time the tree smashes through my chest, and they have to cut the tree out of me, and then I promplty die.

I always have dreams where I'm doing sexual acts with people... last night was one of those nights :(

We all went to japan to find PJ on this little raft. We met up with a Japanese guy, and we had to go through this obstacle course to get to PJ. In the end we never found PJ because we had to go back home before our parents woke up.

Noooooooooo PJ is lost forever!!!

^^*Laughin out Loud*

I had a dream that I had some drug house party and everyone was doing weed and cocaine. But everyone was doing the weed through kazoos and sniffing the cocaine off of cup cakes and they got cocaine all over the floor and juno's dog got at it :/. I don't think I did cocaine but I did weed and then my entire dream was completely fucking weird and impossible to explain after that. It smelt bad.

Aw, I totally came in here hoping you had another "rescuing PJ" dream. This one barely suffices :P

So I totally get my dreams around 11, and I'm gonna try adn cover the last three days, so don't expect good descriptions.

two days ago we had some odd cool dream, I don't remember much but I was about to have sex with a gorgeous woman with long black hair, then my cellphone went of (IRL) and told me to wake up.

yesterday it was some dream about a school, and they had these tests, pre-tests for the class to find out how much you knew, and I did ok, but great in math, and then there were more tests halfway through the year, and for some reason the math one had a question "Draw these in big poofy letters: 3 in 2, 3, 4 and F in E, F, G"

But there was some picture on the next page and it was showing through so tried tracing for about half the test thinking about what a crummy question it was and how hard it was when I realized I just had to draw a 3 and an F. but I wasted all that time and now I was going to do bad, so when it finished I went on to English and my dad banged on the door (IRL) to wake me up.

then the last dream had something about a morality level in character and there were these five hamsters, I don't remember much more, it was crappy.

The dream starts off with lamp and I walking down some alleys taking care of someone's baby. After a while, I notice that he doesn't have the baby with him anymore.

"Cole, where did you put the baby?"

"I put him in a dumpster. He was getting heavy and I figured the last place someone would look for a baby is in a dumpster."

After yelling at him we go back across town checking the dumpsters because he couldn't remember which one he put it in. As the dream progresses, I forget that I'm looking for the baby and think I'm looking for cole's cat Shia. I find his cat, and also forget that cole was with me. I try to find him and I look in a basement to see him sitting there with everyone. There were a bunch of girls that all looked like 13 years old down there too. I accuse him of cheating because I'm insecure and stuff, and then I leave.

I take an art class and I do it all wrong and somehow become friends with paris hilton. She was really normal, spoiled, and not very interesting. She invites me to a party at her house, I agree for some reason. As we get there, we see a large truck packed full of fluffy yellow baby ducks. They were screaming/quaking and had blood around their feet and eyes.

"Oh these must be for my doggy." Paris says. "You see we noticed that he likes to eat the smaller ones more than the bigger ones, so we hired a team of scientists to slaughter as many baby ducks as they can to figure out why."

I make it my new goal to make her buy me stuff and free the baby ducks.

We get to her party and there are a whole bunch of spoiled bitchez there. I feel really out of place. The place isn't even a party, it's basically a store. I follow paris hilton around and try to make her buy me stuff by pointing out which stuff I like. I finally find a pair of pink plugs that I've been wanting for like two years. They are the highest gauge possible for plugs so they don't look all gross. They are $70, so I show them to paris hilton and say "Ohhh these are so nice but I just don't have that much money"

She doesn't get the hint, and runs off with some dumb slut. After a while, the black dude at the front counter comes and gives me some pieces of paper. Paris bought them for me. They are like those things you see on the internet where you take a personality test and then it asks if you want to buy the full evaluation thing afterwards.

At first I think it's sweet, but she thought my name was "Shauna Ronda Bijini" so fuck her.

So then I go find the truck to save the baby ducks but then nick called my house and woke me up so now nick just killed all those baby ducks.

I'm a murderer lol. That last line just keep making me laugh, I don't know why...

There's parental advice to live by.

I had a dream I was fucked by Pete Wentz.

Penis in a bowl of kraft dinner. That's all I'm saying. >_>

I keep getting this idea/thought/mostly dream about my mind getting switched with someone else’s and what I would have to do to either keep from being called crazy or get back into my body. Either way, the last one I had went like this:

Sometime during the day, at school or something, (there may be passing out involved) but I get switched with sy and we both realize it, so we get together and decide on what to do next, I think It's better to just play along with it and pretend we actually are the other people and it's generally accepted by both parties. but we also agree that certain people need telling (the.lamp) and we just sort of explain our home situations to each other so that nothing suspicious is asked, and we try it, but as time goes on we start turning into each other, I start thinking more like sy(I even understand Japanese more than hey_dude would because Hey_dude has not taken Japanese) and Sy does good in Calculus. and I think that's as far as it went in that direction.

In the other way, we decide to get our families and friends together and tell them, so we tell them that we have something very important to tell them, and we go to this place like an elementary school gym with stage, and we both get up and go up opposite side of the stage at the same time while they watch, only we look at each other and switch back in that instant. then we know that what we were going to say would only end in being called insane, so I motion with my head to go back stage and we both slip our the corner to talk backstage, but I never did get to what kind of a plan we came up with.

Also IRL, my cousin wants to get weed'in'ed up with me, so I have to find a place he can't find me.

if that happened the.lamp should never know bwuwuahahaha.

God no, I'd tell him ASAP.