Yeah, so I was driving down a road that had construction going on, there were potholes being filled in and I drive down that road a lot, but today my car wheel got caught on gravel and the steering wheel got out of control.

I tried braking, but that made it worse, so I turned the wheel in the other direction that it was pulling, but that just sucked me into a ditch.

I hit a tree.

Every window shattered except the windshield, that just cracked a bit.

The passenger side of my car smashed in quite a bit, and the top of this car looks like a pointy roof.

It's a goner, and I was rushed off to the ER for inspection. I'm okay, but my brand fucking new car with only 1,500 miles on it that just had it's first oil change today sure as hell isn't.

A hubcap was my lone survivor.









My battlewounds, which are far redder and are worse than they look, traveling down my boobs and tummy.

I was also slapped with a 200 dollar ticket, because apparently I was speeding, says the cop, which I was not.

I go to court may seventh.

*EDITED EVEN MORE DUE TO INSENSITIVE IDIOTS*

That looks like more than a little crack.

Shoulda been biking, those accidents cost rarely more than $90.
Thats what you get for getting a free car.

:( I'm too out of shape for biking.

And I was headed for a destination 40 miles away, I could never bike that far.

your car looks like crumpled paper B)

If I get it back, should I drive it in the Hick Mobile parade this may?

On the bright side, this might reduce the size of your boobs.

typical Jenko. NOT FUNNY.

I'm glad you're okay Mel.

I think we learned from Nick that a close up of your skin is always a bad idea.

Oh, plus you suck at driving, obviously you don't brake on gravel if you start skidding.

And so I don't seem like an insensitive bastard, sorry about your near death experience. Totaling your car would totally suck... and dying too.

I'd be pissed if by karma or some crap like that that I don't believe in I go and smash my car now because it's like new and stuff and that would suck. Although I'll be gone for two weeks so not likely to happen.

I really don't suck as a driver, I just panicked because I was afraid of dying. I kept thinking, 'please don't let me die, please don't let me die!' like the whole time. And then, my only thoughts were 'oh shitty FUCK FUCK FUCKER WHAT THE FUCK oh no...'

So you started going into the ditch and tried to get out right away?

Your car is death proof

Tsk, women drivers...

I totally went racing in my parents van...MINIVAN, last night.

Check it, (made up a map): Stared at green line, then notable points at green dots.


Minivan, vs. RED SPORTSCAR.
Dot A: Red car becomes notice by passing me and other driver in front of me in right lane.
Result: NICK P.O. 'd

Dot B: Red car turn right on same road I turn right, Two lanes, Red car takes left lane without signaling, Result, NICK MORE P.O. 'd.
Furthermore, race begins.

Dot C: Speed-120 Km/H, Car pulls out into my lane, I must brake, Was ahead of red, Red passes on left lane, Nick into left lane.
Result: IT ARE ON BITCH!

Dot D: Back into right lane, catching red.

Dot E: Caught up, Speed: so fast I need to brake before corner to retain control.

Dot F: Red Light, Me in right lane, red in center(three lanes, I want left) slowed down as light turned green, matched speed.

Dot G: Red light, Me in right, red in center, both at front. Good reaction and take off, I pull ahead, cut in front of red and into left lane. (Speed 125-135)

Split, I go blue path, Red goes red path. winner undecided, Fun night, time: 12:30AM

DAMN YOU FOR NOT GETTING A TICKET.

it was half past midnight, any cops woulda been clearly visible. among the empty streets.

Besides, I have my honour as a minivan driver to beat any foo' who dare take me on.

I AM NOW CRYING OVER THE LOSS OF MY CAR

fuck.

It sucks getting into an accident.

A couple days after I got my license I scratched the car, not very bad, but it was a pain in the ass. I had to go to some driving awareness shit over a stupid scratch and everyone there was all like "I totaled some guys car" or "I hit a building".

And now for some reason I have the bad rap in the family as being "the bad driver" even though I haven't totaled two cars like my sister. >:(

Driving is a pain, I try and bike more often, it's more fun anyway.

my cousin totaled four cars in the first year after he got his license.

That's four cars that he was driving, not four cars total. four separate accidents.

Well damn he sure gets the 'sucky driver' award.

he got his license on the first try too, and he was proud of that.

:( I got my lisence on the first try, and look where it got me.

I got MY license on the first try, but I've never got into any accidents, and only have one speeding ticket :P

Better not jinx it then. I havn't gotten into any accidents, but then again, since when did I ever own a car?

I've gotten close like once, but I'm so ownage that I never get into them.

My dog put my car in the ditch last year... well actually, I did, but it was my dog's fault for jumping on me and startling me when the roads were frozen from freezing rain. I overcorrected trying to get back on the road, did a 180 and ended up on the other side. Lucky I didn't hit anyone either, that was a busy road.

Did the car make it, you never told me.

yeah, it was fine, just that the underbelly was so clogged up with snow that I couldn't drive right away. and I needed an alignment. You should know my car made it, you saw it last summer! :lol:

Heh oh yeah. Pretty sweet car, it was pretty.

Hidden messages lol.

sut up, don't tell people about those, and that I've been hiding a whole bunch'a them all over the place.

omg. please pull down your shirt.

HUH?

Who is this directed at?

And like is it sarcastic or literal or what the fuck are you even talking about here.

Melie, obviously. She's the one who posted pictures.

...She wants me to take my shirt off?

sure what the hell cant hurt anyone

pull down your shirt as in it's way too short for you to be wearing?

Haha, melie got owned by Whitney.

Everyone does eventually.

(good to have you back, Whitney!)